Man dies after masturbating 62 times straight on Valentine’s Day

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A 33-year-old single man from Bloemfontein in South Africa died on Wednesday afternoon after he masturbated 62 times in a row.

Valentines Day ended in tragedy for David Mabuza after he apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 62 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack.

Mabuza, who lived with his parents, was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much.

It is speculated that he was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentines Day.

David’s Mother called the SAPS after discovering his corpse in his room.

David’s mother told Nusa reporters “1 hour passed since I had called him out for lunch. David was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, i knew something was wrong when he didn’t come out to eat, he was a great kid” she said as she began to cry.

Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Mabuza called them.

Officer Ronny Mkhize told Nusa reporters what they saw when they opened David’s bedroom door.

“The young man was on his bed… his pens was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pens gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.

Investigators are still investigating the case for more information, Mabuza’s funeral will take place sometime next week.

How did they know it was 62 times?

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First you should congratulate the guy. I will wager everything I own that no man here can accomplish that in one sitting. Second, if you can masturbate to death, the exact number of times is inhuman and not relevant anymore.

Someone was counting or competing with the poor fellow

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Swala nyeti!

Crazy Monday-esque nonsense.

I’m sure our own @kush yule mnono can easily beat that record and then proceed to work on some camels…

Upus.

peleka hii ujinga kilimani mums…haiwes happen kunyonga nyani mara 62

Now we know you can masturbate , just dont go beyond 61 times…

Kwani makei iko na shot meter.

My nasal faculties are registering wiffs of bovine excrement.

Do left handers masturbatory using the left hand?..

You asked the very question I was to ask!

Ati wuot?

This guy didn’t have friends who are willing to pay for a Valentine’s ‘date’ for him? Marafiki aina gani hao? :mad:

I can