Malindi

Huku malindi wapi club gani yenye warembo inshika ama lazima mtu kaenda mtu aende watamu?

Enda Billionaires Club. Just pretend to be rich maraya watakutafuta wenyewe

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I was there in 2017 so this isn’t up-to-date plus nitadescribe na landmarks coz sikuwa na bearing since it was my first time.
The mall where nakumatt used to be was a high end club wazungu wengi plus hoes all over.
Opposite that mall kulikuwa na club ingine huko ilikuwa just Africans na girls winking at you uwanunulie drinks plus most likely kuchota.
We went to another one but I can’t remember exactly where it was
What I vividly remember is that place is fucking hot. Very fucking hot. Any confined space unaaza kusweat ka fuckin

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Billionaire @applebee100 ututumie picha za hapa. So Zile za Oliplai Close in Westlands za 2k a night per room ulitutumia.

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Mimi narudi Sodom this week. Hii nchi ni ya conmen, Malaya na politicians. No sane person can survive this shithole and it’s all by design.

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Toka Nairobi msee. Hapo ndio shida iko. Tour the country from the outside of that place. There’s lots to see.
Last week I drove to Oloitoktok just to scope plots. Very nice view of Kilimajaro. Wednesday naingia Samburu for 3 days. Then off to Kampala. Why stay in a place where all people look for is pombe na malaya.

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Malindi is dead in night life, vuka Watamu, Litchhaus ama Papa Remo beach(Saturdays nights).

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Enda Rosada, entry 1k

Tour guides can give you some useful tips but at a fee of course

Seems like I’ll do the usual lap of honor in Mombasa and avoid Malindi, I want low lying fruits sio kukimbisha lanye from one corner of the town to another, Though I intend to do long drives inwards, more northern regions of the country, after the rains ofcourse and the land drying up later on in the year when I get my annual leave

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Hamna malaya wa kutega wateja billionaires resort. You will be disappointed after spending btw 26k- 145k per night on Accomodation & breakfast only. Nenda huko na kahaba wako au ujipige punyeto.

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Billionaire is a shitty resort, nothing to write home about, crap service & food…Majlis & Diamonds are way better.

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Enda Vintage na Fermento after 11pm

Tembea past 10pm. Ficha wallet na simu Kwa mkundu

This is not adding up!!!

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Hakuna malaya huko.
Labda aingie huko na wake.
Accomodation charges range from 26k to 145k per night( single room to 4 bedroomed house).

Ehh but a billionaire will not be disappointed spending 100k. And most billionaires travel with their concubines. Not trying to find women ata hawajaoga hiyo siku or wana afford tu one meal a day, kwa kitanda have no energy.

True.
I was just highlighting what the OP should expect.

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There is a lanye there by the name Olive,she is a mixologist,talk to her nice starting with the price,she will sort you out.

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