Low IQ Bland Adverts Clog Kenyan TVs

Just watch local channels and see the type of adverts, fonts, graphics and pitchlines uone kweli Low IQ manenos.

On Kameme and Inooro TV, Githingithia and others advertise Kamulu plots with a powersaw, the idea being splashed prices, the company officials talk as if they are shouting.

Only Equity, Safcom and Standard Charted have flow in their adverts.

There’s an exact advert in Kikuyu, Word for word

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Mentally bado mkenya ako chini. Kama maina kageni amekua na fans from kitambo na bado anao despite upuzi hukuwa kwa shows zake, unadhani mmemea kiakili kweli?

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Those commercials are produced by the same low IQ music producers who you already know have the lowest and zero creativity in Africa South of the Sahara. You don’t expect much from them.

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A visual pun is an ok thing, just bad execution

Wakikuyu tunakuwanga ivo. Unalipia slot ya advert mnashoot afternoon moja bila ata script ama producer na hakuna rehearsal ama editing. Ata mnaeza shoot na ule amekuja na phone poa na mu upload.

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Izo graphics ni mavi

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Generally, adverts need to be simple with a clear direct message to the target audience.
Now, when the target audience are mainly tugege types, you don’t make an advert as if you are advertising to the Newyork/London/Paris elite types.

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Seems apt.

U remember the other one of talking cows

That okuyu guy is the king of kikuyu radio and tv adverts. I always hear his voice in okuyu radio stations…, he must be a mbirrionaire.

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Wee chifo huko hapa ukipiga domo na panganga mob badala ujipange na Rustler wako on the move wakielekea Laikipia kukusongesha hadi nyahururu. Laikipia is Pokot ancestral land. Always remember dat …

Hakuna shida. The point is to get the message across. A majority of ad agencies are very pretentious and speak a lot pf English so when the shrewd businessmen want an ad they just shoot it themselves on an iphone.

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:grin::grin: Anaitwa githingithia kitambo alikuwa na kipindi flani ya story za jaba wakiwa na “bibi” yake. Zilikuwa zinanimaliza

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Ndindu is just a hater

Turatemaga tugatema thogora riu nimutemage ugafashirira

That’s how they ensure they reach out to every low iq bonobo.