LIFE HACK

You certainly know how embarrassing it is to pass wind, with a sound. And i dont mean to say the obvious, but obviously, each one of us farts in the morning when they wake up. Well, most bottle it up till they have the morning leak in the washroom.

Well I got a lifehack for the morning fart.

Assuming you lie on your side, with your hand pull the top butt cheek up and release. Its a sweet shhhhhhh! …wont make a sound.

Beautiful thing in the morning.

After sometime, you internalise the butt cheek lifting and comes naturally each time you are in bed and need to pass wind.

Sweet Jesus! All I get in the morning is a rock-solid erection no farts, maybe yawns and always hungry. You are in the minority scrotum.

Yaani hii ndo umama umekuwa ukifikiria since morning. Kweli uko idle kijana.

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Dude!I hope you are not planning to get married.

na wewe sasa hili neno umama umelitumia sana mpaka linachakaa…

@Bingwa Scrotum , sawa, mnusa tako…

learnt this eons of years ago

@Nefertities NDIO MMAMA MZEE

Bingwa you have sunk too low, I don’t expect this from you.

piga yeye msitari

Wow. Life hack ya kushuta kwa bed! mhh, so what next? Life hack ya kujipanguza shonde bila tissue? Tuko tuned

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[COLOR=rgb(0, 89, 179)]fools be hanging on every word i say like its the WORD. I gave you this, coz yall missed something to comment shit about. Now you mouths on a mill; talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk (coz this worthy? like a mill? green bills?) really?

I’ll provide the toilet; keep spewing shit

Many more worthless posts coming, pale minds.[/SIZE]

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@Mundu Mulosi this village becoming a clique. I know coz am a newbie. I wanna rally all the newbies to break this clique. A clique that demands that u got to have a klist handle to post a thread. If anything has sank low, its the village. If we keep kicking newbies we gonna have old butchery jokes, degressive voca, n bland mkatiano. I call them dense, coz they truly are.

Its’s better we have those than comment on some nonsense that you can discuss it in facebook and twirra. Grow up son!!!

i’d prefer you grow balls first

He has them already.

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He has hit rock bottom but looks like he will continue digging.

and somehow thats your business, little life

Yes…bacteria is my business.

fool

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