Siku haisongi changumusha sisi na hekaya ya ulevi moja asande omwami?
Wewe kwanza tunangoja hekaya zako mingi sana. Zuzua kijiji na kamoja.
am not addicted. its just a drinking but not getting drunk. as i said a drink or two is enough for me. if i decide not to drink then i can do it. On the other hand kupatikana juu ya nyap is another problem. unless a lady i your wife. if you are caught with a lady who is not your sister in a room hapo tena balaa kubwa
HIO level osiris Mimi SIWES fika GILBEYS nusu then matusker mpaka morning niingie home bibi anirushie mdomo anipe githeri ya pilipili au rice beans ya pilipili . Nirudi fom.
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@Lab rudi nyumbani …uko uarabuni ni stress tupu , hakuna starehe na pesa iko .wacha nikae nairobi
MTU AME ABSTAIN DRINK 7 YEARS THEN ONE DAY ANAKUNYWA KWISHA HIO 7 YEARS . KUNYWA TU KAMA MIMI
I used to be ruthless , nikiwa interested na dem namsho upfront my intentions " I wanna fcuk " bila shortcuts mingi za kubai sijui pombe ama sijui ma dinner dates, kwanza thanks to kina tagged.com , facebook.com , badoo . Pussy was in plenty . Siri ni fcuk on the first date. Move to the next
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nitarudi tu. wacha nimalize kitu ilinileta. huku hakuna freedom
@Orisis, congratulation for your success so far. For those times to come when you may second-guess your decision to stop with alcohol, you may get help by this organisation http://www.aa-kenya.or.ke/index.html (Alcoholic Anonymous). For sure there may also exist “non-church” groups which may help you on your stony way till drinking is no longer part of your life, you surely may find them.
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It was a while back and it was original stuff then…right now I wuld nauseate if i smelled it
Sijawahi kunywa pombe ‘nyingi zaidi’ mimi hunywa kiasi kichwa changu kinaweza beba.
I don’t abuse alcohol and it has never abused me.
Niko tusker ya pili…hii Ni kurogwo aki. Nimenyeshewa huko kwooote nikaona siwezi simama madukani nitachekelewa. Nimejipata Tu ndani ya pub. Kuona manzi anakunywa nikajiambia I man myself up na nikunywe moja. Nani atanitoa kwa hii fobe jamani???
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Kuna jamaa mmoja (na sio mimi) alifika nyumbani usiku wa manane akiwa amelewa. Kisha akaweka kwa microwave chakula alikuwa amebakisha lunch. Kuona buttons za microwave, pombe ikamwambia abonyeze PIN yake ya ATM. Jamaa akarudi sitting room kungoja chakula ipashwe moto, lakini usingizi ikawa mingi, akalala na kusahau microwave. Jamaa aliamshwa na mlipuko kubwa… Na hiyo ndio ilikuwa siku yake ya mwisho kulewa ujinga.
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In my mind is a memory titled “sufuria for sex”. One day I walked out of the pub sloshed because not a single coin remained in my pocket and the barmaid had refused kata kata to extend the ya mwisho to pay tomorrow. As I staggered home i overtook this huge momo (@ekamsweu would be jealous!). my muddled brain told me I can have some sex and I greeted her and said- “si twende kwetu” and she asked “ni wapi?”. I showed her our plot at the end of the street and she followed. just like that…
Trouble began early in the morning when she asked for “soap” money but i did not have a coin. We argued with me trying to wriggle out by saying we had not agreed it was for pay for which she retorted by asking me where I had heard a k***o is picked on the road. With the situation fast turning nasty, (don’t forget i am completely naked in from of this big angry mother with my kadroopy transformer all exposed!) and my brain rallying fast to a realization that my neighbours would soon be out and about I retorted “mimi huku sina kitu unless ubebe sufuria…”. She appeared to have been hit by a brainwave and soon my biggest sufuria, that one for boiling bathwater in, was in her hand. She looked around again and spotted a manilla ka-gunia - the one mathee insists you carry waru in after a visit to shags - and the sufuria was in and soon she was stomping out of the plot…
Alcohol makes you vulnerable in many ways…(I was around 25)
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hahahaha @gashwin sufuria for sex. hii yako ni kali. didnt know some women are so loose
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Mimi sina kitu labda ubebe SUFURIA hehehehehehe .
Chief hata vcd banaa Ama Ile radio ya sonitech hiii nacheka mpaka morning Hehehe
Nakumbuka after campo first job , mara mbili mara mbili nikikuja na nyama saa nane ya USIKU ati wacha ni boil isiharibike , majirani na moshi ya black ndio walikuwa wananiamsha saa hio caretaker anakuamsha coz anaona waks yake inaisha nyumba ikiungua .nyumba inanuka moshi 4 weeks
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