Yesterday was a total flop and a wast of my money and time. I have never and hope never to meet another woman who is breast feeding a kid for sex maybe my wife when i get married and for that i will be prepared physiologically. It was a total turn off. My friends could not see what the big deal was but as for me ilinishinda.
It reminded me of a girl i once had and after kwenda kwa room she asked me to say a prayer b4 we sleep and let me tell you i was not able to nilikula kwanza then i told her to say the prayer. some things looks small to others but are a big deal to you.
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Seriously Dude, what kind of a fisi are u ? As a soldier, u should be able to fight in every climatic condition, hot weather, rainy weather, freezing weather and all that.
Manzi ni momo, pregnant, breast-feeding, in her periods, 60 yrs old just to mention a few.
U have to agree Uli waste beef.
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man uliza @Jirani how izi vitu hufanywa:D:D:D
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You seem petty and mediocre
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mbicha ?
Not a pro, but if the nyondos are a turn off, si you coulda just hit em goods from behind mpaka ashikwe na hiccups??? Sasa weweeeeeeeee???
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Iki kinyang’au hakikutake photos sasa hii ni ujanja ati ndio tusimuulize. Yet he is the one who promised.
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Nilidhani Teammafisi huwa na an awe inspiring oath ka ile ya kina Jon Snow ya Night’s Watch. Hautoshi unga kaka. A poor workman quarrels with his tools[ATTACH=full]27118[/ATTACH]
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Indeed @Kicheche huyu ni team mbweha.
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Mwanaume NOT me I think am a soft fisi
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I have fond memories of Sonford… loved this comedy to death…it nursed my hangovers on many sunday afternoons back in the day
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You and me boss, Redd Foxx was one of the finest God bless his Soul.
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Misplaced priorities. Sasa wewe ni ‘kunyi’ ulikuwa unataka ama ni mnyonyi?
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Hii hekaya yako bila picha ni boring sana 
Ulichindwo kumukula, ukachindwo kukamua maziwa, ukachidwo hata kunyonya.
Ungeitisha bucket umkamulie hapo huku ukimchapa doggie…
Aiee…!
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Aii mjamaa…No words:eek::eek::eek:
You have failed the rest of the fisi fraternity and this day will go down as the day a fisi failed in his duties…future generations of fisis will remember this day as they talk in hushed tones about you not because you were a legend but a failure
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I know I failed as a fisi but that is just me. Does it mean you people have never been turned off by something?