Kuruka ball

Kuna Dem nimekuwa nikisample dry fry for sometime,Leo asubuhi ananicall ATI Ako na ball yangu .Mnipee advice vile nitaruka hii kitu

Try triple jump

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Hii ikikataa try hop, step and jump

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Ingia mitini Tu and muweke block . Congratulations for wanting to create another bitter single mother

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ukighula kwa hoteli kuwa tayari kulipa bill

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Wakati ulikua unakula dry fry you didnt consult us…no need to consult us now…pambana na hali yako

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Sa unataka nani alee mtoto akona genes za mnyambo ya shetani

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First, DNA ndio muhimu usikuwe unalea mtoto wa mchawi mkisii @Eng_iti

Then, be partially responsible if you are a peasant you can’t afford to raise a kid. Ukipata thao unarushia baby mama. From there, mtoi akiingia shule, lipa ata kama ni thao per term and buy uniform.

This way, neither the mother or the kid atakuruka ati you weren’t present and it’s better than being a complete dead beat. Raising a kid is not really that expensive plus fatherless bastards like @Tauren are a menace to society. Good luck.

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Zima simu alafu uhame. Ghasia (Na usisahau kusambaza namba yake)

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“Ndio nimetoka kuruka ball saa hii tu. Kumbe ma chief wanakuanga wakali hivyo?”

Anonymous.
:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Hii risto inanuka @MNYAMBO_YA_SHETANI

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Fail Long Jump GIF

Straight to embotut

Good Advice. Actually, best advice on this thread thus far.
Its good to help a brother out.
Unlike others here who just talk shit and post rubbish.

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Usiruke mimba. Take it as a grown ass man. Ukimwaga ndani ulikuwa una expect?

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Vyenye expert wa hii maneno amesema.

PRIME RULE: Keep ii story to yourself. Usiambie hata mende iko kabati. You don’t want to look like a fool later on. Don’t be that chump.

Hii maisha usiamini ata mtu akisema sky is blue, toka kwanza nje ujionee mwenyewe.

Kuongezea tu, baki in orbit ukifuatilia progress lakini usigharamie kitu! Mshow aweke receipts for all ante-natal shenanigans, advise her to keep costs as low as possible aende places affordable ata za kujifungua.

DNA mara io io mtoi akimuok.

Kama ni wako weka financial plan ata ndogo aje ya kusaidia na izo bills za antenatal mosmos kama kulipa loan, hapo pengine vyenye mbirrionea amenena.

Azawise unapiga HALO jump into Kimakia forest deep in the Aberdares.

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Akimwanga ndani alikua anafikiria coomer itazaa apples wakule na huyo mrembo. Meanwhile kuna 22 year old soft soft meat nataka kutomba but lazima nibuy P2 coz naitakA dry &fry

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Your father probably left you as well when you’re young.
Repeat the cycle with her

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Raising a kid is not that expensive??

@Baby_Panay unahitaji ngoto…

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Unadhani hapa ni classroom kila kitu ni serious? Most people here hukuja kutoa wendazimu elder. But once in a while unapata gems of wisdom.

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Old @PERDITION dirty mommy is one in a million
The fags mommy is in the top percentile
Of women who hit menstrual at 75
MUST BE WARY WHEN PUMPING/ALTERNATING THE OLD HAG TAIL AND PUSSY
SHE BREEDS LIKE A HAMSTER

COME TO THINK OF IT
IT WOULD BE SERVICE TO HUMANITY
IF I WERE TO DILUTE
@PERDITION clan mongoloid genes