KUOA

[Alecs]

@Lonely Lover

Mi ni msee i love cooking and eating the good stuff.
Hungekosa fruits fillet drumsticks spicy sausages minced meat na ka amarula vegetables salads kachumbari kwa fridge…weh ingia tu kitchen boil rice endelea
Then nikapata mshikaji tuka amua ku cohabit…shida ika anzia hapo…kila saa natoka shughuli ukirudi keja fridge had been swept clean dishes washed pombe ndio hakuwa anaguza.
Nikadhani ni excitement ya new crib…nikavumilia week 1 although nilireduce rations left in the fridge.
Week 2…wembe ni ule ule…dame ana bonya kubonya.
Ai…week 3…weh toka uende siwezi endelea namna hii.
Msichana alikuwa ana ni filisi bana.
Kufuga mtu si mchezo.

Haha, I totally relate.

[gosh]

@Finest wine

Si you tell her to go pls…this is how you are creating singo mathas and then come hia and post acres about them. Jingaaaaaaaaz. You are not what you think you are. Tell her it is not working. How did you get married?marriage is formal one way or the other… this is co-habiting dude. If you wanna lead your life aping rendes utaumia. I truly hope she is not page.

How old are you guys? Dayuuuum niga dayuuumn.:saitan:You must be trolling else this is sick. Wacha aende uone kama dunia itaisha.

Huyu @Ndekwe huwa anapost hekaya za uhongo tu usidhani kuna bibi ako na yeye. Huyu ni yule alilift picha za ugali na samak kwa page ya Silprosa akakuja kuflex nazo hapa. He is a serial liar!

[gosh]

@Lonely Lover

Mi ni msee i love cooking and eating the good stuff.
Hungekosa fruits fillet drumsticks spicy sausages minced meat na ka amarula vegetables salads kachumbari kwa fridge…weh ingia tu kitchen boil rice endelea
Then nikapata mshikaji tuka amua ku cohabit…shida ika anzia hapo…kila saa natoka shughuli ukirudi keja fridge had been swept clean dishes washed pombe ndio hakuwa anaguza.
Nikadhani ni excitement ya new crib…nikavumilia week 1 although nilireduce rations left in the fridge.
Week 2…wembe ni ule ule…dame ana bonya kubonya.
Ai…week 3…weh toka uende siwezi endelea namna hii.
Msichana alikuwa ana ni filisi bana.
Kufuga mtu si mchezo.

Hehe you have petty problems elder. Sasa hautaoa juu you have encountered a woman who eats much? Ukioa you must be ready to let some things go. Even married niggas here with teenage sons hununua unga tonne mzima.

[Ndekwe]

@gosh

Huyu @Ndekwe huwa anapost hekaya za uhongo tu usidhani kuna bibi ako na yeye. Huyu ni yule alilift picha za ugali na samak kwa page ya Silprosa akakuja kuflex nazo hapa. He is a serial liar!

Serious issue boss.Teachers don’t lie…

[Lonely_Lover]

@gosh

Hehe you have petty problems elder. Sasa hautaoa juu you have encountered a woman who eats much? Ukioa you must be ready to let some things go. Even married niggas here with teenage sons hununua unga tonne mzima.

Hio ni kitaaambo when i was on the come up and i needed to be frugal.
Food nilikuwa nakula 4 5 days ilikuwa ina dissapear in a matter of hours…hio time singewezana.

[Ndekwe]

@Finest wine

Si you tell her to go pls…this is how you are creating singo mathas and then come hia and post acres about them. Jingaaaaaaaaz. You are not what you think you are. Tell her it is not working. How did you get married?marriage is formal one way or the other… this is co-habiting dude. If you wanna lead your life aping rendes utaumia. I truly hope she is not page.

How old are you guys? Dayuuuum niga dayuuumn.:saitan:You must be trolling else this is sick. Wacha aende uone kama dunia itaisha.

My elder sister hii nikama imekuguza… your tone is so personal

[chap]

@Vinnywaf

What I’ve realized with married people is most of them will advise single people to get married so that you are all in it together

Simple, married people like to recruit new members, single people like to recruit new member. A married guy will advise this mofo to seek counseling and compromise for his marriage to work. A single chap like me will advise him to get out of that oblivion and go his own way

[Finest_wine]

@gosh

Huyu @Ndekwe huwa anapost hekaya za uhongo tu usidhani kuna bibi ako na yeye. Huyu ni yule alilift picha za ugali na samak kwa page ya Silprosa akakuja kuflex nazo hapa. He is a serial liar!

Ati married for 2 weeks??? haki if you feel that the person you are with greatly inconviniences(sp) you pls muache. Once again I repeat, women wherever you are, pls have your own money. Musiambiwe mnakula chakula ya wenyewe, FOOD of all the things in this world. Na yet he wants to be on top of you 24/7.

[chap]

@Ndekwe

Baana umesema ukweli, akiamka anakaa mtu tofauti sana

:D:D:D anakaa kama mtu anatumiwa kufuraisha wagonjwa kwenye hospitali?

[chap]

@gosh

Huyu @Ndekwe huwa anapost hekaya za uhongo tu usidhani kuna bibi ako na yeye. Huyu ni yule alilift picha za ugali na samak kwa page ya Silprosa akakuja kuflex nazo hapa. He is a serial liar!

:D:D:D

[Finest_wine]

@Ndekwe

My elder sister hii nikama imekuguza… your tone is so personal

Tell her it is not working pls before she gets pregnant thinking mko pamoja kama the now defunct Jubilee party. I got annoyed coz I have small kazos going thru this bull. Na mwishowe tunazaliwa katoto…

[Ndekwe]

@Finest wine

Tell her it is not working pls before she gets pregnant thinking mko pamoja kama the now defunct Jubilee party. I got annoyed coz I have small kazos going thru this bull. Na mwishowe tunazaliwa katoto…

Nmekuelewa

[Ndekwe]

@chap

Simple, married people like to recruit new members, single people like to recruit new member. A married guy will advise this mofo to seek counseling and compromise for his marriage to work. A single chap like me will advise him to get out of that oblivion and go his own way

Neither party is genuine…all have conflict of interest

[Zush]

@gosh

Hehe you have petty problems elder. Sasa hautaoa juu you have encountered a woman who eats much? Ukioa you must be ready to let some things go. Even married niggas here with teenage sons hununua unga tonne mzima.

Huyu seems he is super broke…asijaribu ata kuishi na dame …food is the last thing to complain about:D:D:D

[SwagMargeddon]

@anon46421834

Mizery aje sasa :D:D:D:D:DSpeaking for myself, life is better than when I was single munching different girls every weekend. Wewe hujawai chapa dem firestrokes halafu ukimwaga ukamwita Jina ya dem mwingine. Afadhali sai siezi mix jina. Dem ni mjamo.

misery kwa wenye wamekaliwa
“trapped in a loveless marriage for the kids”

wewe ushawahi tumwa soda dukani wageni wakikuja? ushawahi chapwa na flywhisk ukiweka mguu juu ya meza? ushawahifukuzwa inje usiku akapige masimu in private?

[SwagMargeddon]

@Lonely Lover

Mi ni msee i love cooking and eating the good stuff.
Hungekosa fruits fillet drumsticks spicy sausages minced meat na ka amarula vegetables salads kachumbari kwa fridge…weh ingia tu kitchen boil rice endelea
Then nikapata mshikaji tuka amua ku cohabit…shida ika anzia hapo…kila saa natoka shughuli ukirudi keja fridge had been swept clean dishes washed pombe ndio hakuwa anaguza.
Nikadhani ni excitement ya new crib…nikavumilia week 1 although nilireduce rations left in the fridge.
Week 2…wembe ni ule ule…dame ana bonya kubonya.
Ai…week 3…weh toka uende siwezi endelea namna hii.
Msichana alikuwa ana ni filisi bana.
Kufuga mtu si mchezo.

chunguza
labda walikuwa kisquadi wanakuja na umbaya na kuweka Zee TV na miguu juu ya meza na kufagia fridge

[kukuru_kakara]

@Ndekwe

Today marks exactly two weeks since niweke Dem kwa nyumba.

What do you mean kuweka dem kwa nyumba? Kwani ni mboch? Umemuweka aje?

@Ndekwe

But Kuna kitu nmegundua, ukiwa single unaona watu wameoa na kuolewa wako happy, ukishaoa unaona watu wako single wako happy.

They say it’s compromise na kuvumiliana. Try doing 21 days…there’s some magic in the number. Mimi sijui. Sina operience

@Ndekwe

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Nishachoka na hii pu**y wadau alafu nafeel nikama tumeanza kuzoeana vibaya

Kwani ni sex toy?

Lakini hapo kwa kushika simu, zii. Mimi simu yangu haiguswi na mtu.

[Gikonyo]

Hii come we stay imekushinda ndugu…

[anon46421834]

@Sambamba

Wewe si ndio hukuja hapa kila wiki ukiuliza Malaya?

Yes, juu sipendi kukula beef ugali kila siku.Being a married person I can say that is the only negative side.Otherwise hakuna feeling tamu kama kukuwa na jeshi yako kwa nyumba yako badala ya kuishi kama nyoni, the only thing in the fridge ni yai moja na gomba ya jana.

[madova]

@Ndekwe

Today marks exactly two weeks since niweke Dem kwa nyumba.

But Kuna kitu nmegundua, ukiwa single unaona watu wameoa na kuolewa wako happy, ukishaoa unaona watu wako single wako happy.
Nishachoka na hii pu**y wadau alafu nafeel nikama tumeanza kuzoeana vibaya

If you for her coz pussy then you dead wrong.
We have women in our lives for companionship.
Some one you can share your highs and low.
And also plans.
Women have uncanny ability to see things we can’t.