Ktalk 1953

The year is 1953 and everyone in this village is involved in the freedom struggle in one way or another. Here are the leading players.

FIELD MARSHALLS

  1. @FieldMarshal CouchP : Highly respected military strategist (muchori), fought in Burma and inner Mongolia. Hakuna mtu ashawai kumshinda draft (dama)

  2. @Ka-Buda: Widely travelled and very experienced procurement guy. Joined the struggle coz of the prospect of free pussy. Much loved by his men coz of his ending randy tales. Great motivator and optimist.

  3. @Wakanyama: Most feared guy in the forest, if he is after you start running and don’t stop or dig a deep hole and bury yourself. His reputation precedes him, it is rumoured he learnt his unenviable skills when he was a hse boy at a mzungu farm. He has never lost a battle.

  4. @ekamsweu : Cunning, intelligent and highly educated. His greatest strength is playing dumb and stupid.

  5. @Nefertities: No nonsense warrior who goes for the jugular. Don’t be fooled by her looks, underneath the jungle fatigues is one battle hardened sniper. COuch and Kabuda are known to have made advances under the pretext of merging forces but this have been brushed aside.

THE GENERALS

  1. @4makind d
  2. @Luther12
  3. @Purr_27
  4. @xuma
  5. @Wu Tang
  6. @Bhangi Iwe Huru
  7. @The Black Templar
  8. @mabenda4

THE ADMINISTRATION

  1. Paramount Chief @ol monk

  2. Chief @Electronics 4U: (MauMau sympathizer, he supplies them with bullets)

  3. Sub Chief Mundu Mulost: Has no idea whats going on

  4. Headman @Deorro

THE HOMEGUARDS (Kamatimu – They cant be trusted with a gun)

  1. @123tokambio: like the name says he is very gd at running, running away from danger, he has huge nostrils which can smell danger from kilometers away and promptly disappears only to reappear later and claim victory. He is a coward.

  2. @Webdev: illiterate sadist who loves torturing prisoners. It is believed he was sexually abused when he was a pre teen.

  3. @junkie: used to work with Wakanyama at the mzungu farm. For reasons unknown other guards and even his seniors are terrified of him

  4. @Jirani: Cunning bastard who DFHKM all women in the village, even the wives of guys who have gone to the forest . A reward of 10 herd of cattle has been placed on his head for the one who gets him and hands him over to Wakanyama

The KAR (Kenya African Rifles)

  1. @Gecko Moriah
  2. @JOHN Doe
  3. @village robot
  4. @stunner
  5. Kush yule Mfat
  6. @cortedivoire
  7. @Tirintiondo
  8. @Mollisleroaded
  9. @nyanyako
  10. @pipinono
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    Mbisha sina
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Hehehehe.

Umesahau kuongeza Karl Mandazi as homeguard number 1 pia!

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:smiley:

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Sema unataka kutajwa pia. @Meria Mata ongeza @steve mmoja kwa homeguards

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Pia mimi nafaa kua general. Na huyo bhangi iwe huru alikua anapigania uhuru wa bangi au wa nchi?

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@admin come and protect me from insults.

P.S a fag like @Wakanyama appearing as a general? Acha niende tanganyika.

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he he he,hujambia mimi na homo web dev poa,

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matusi ya nn asubuhi asubuhi?

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MIMI KAMA FIELD MARSHAL NA DISPATCH LIEUTENANTS MZEE MJINGA NA PURR WASHIKE HOMO JUNKIE NA HOMO JIRANI WAWALETE TUWAKATE MAKENDE.

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ULE MZUNGU MKOLONI ALIKUWA KLIST ALIENDAGA WAPI?

Tanganyika utapata General @uncle nyam wa majimaji rebellion akurudishe huku

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Anaitwa karl max, ngite kapsaa

Sad reality ni kwamba the hated home guards, the Administrators and the KAR will take all the spoils of war. i:e The plum Jobs and 90% of the land

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Bara ya kirima gia tumutumu.
Generals at work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4914cvmSQM

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na wewe homo web dev unaita field marshal faggot? Wacha nitumane

:D:D:D:D

alinitukana juzi kumwonyesha hio kizungu yake tu ndio anajua.

Nani ako Na ile picha ma KARs Na homeguards wakipitia mbele ya ma general as they head to war? On coming back Gecko Moriah,jirani Na webdev wamekufa. Kush yule mnono hana ma kei, Tiritiondo hana …jicho Na mguu WA left. Tokambio Na Twangapepeta ndiyo Tu wako serviceable tho vidole zao za gumba zimekatwa. Wanapitia mbele ya the same generals but who are now fully decorated after the war

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mabodyguards wangu ni @Purr_27 na @Akeelah

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