Kikuyu men should start marrying Luo women

This December my cousin- a very senior guy with an international NGO -is having a wedding. And he is marrying an Okuyu woman. And certainly I am not happy. If this cousin had no money, would this woman have looked at him twice?
I am always pained when I see well off Luo men marrying kikuyu women yet you wont find these kikuyu women being wives to poor luo men. And you will never find them in rural Luo Nyanza. Many of them manage to convince their luo husbands to buy property in Kiambu, the home ground of these women. I actually get disgusted when I imagine a big chunk of luo wealth eventually finds its way to central kenya through these marriages. It is very painful. Remember men naturally die before women so these okuyu women eventually end up with luo men’s wealth.
Even worse, kikuyus have betrayed luos when it comes to politics and its just bad when their women hoodwink luo men into marrying them.
These Okuyu men wont return hand and marry the gorgeous and hardworking luo women. Very hard to see a wealthy kikuyu man marrying a luo woman. That is why i personally find luo men with kikuyu wives as traitors.
It is high time kikuyu men returned favour and started marrying luo women. Luo women are actually submissive and wifely If you know how to handle them unlike kikuyu women who will even kill their husbands.

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I was at a bar recently. Jamaa kwa counter akasema vile anafanya biashara ya kuuza maua. We called his BS. Jamaa akatoa evidence kwa simu. Jamaa anauza hata maua za 100k+ kwa events. Halafu tukamuuliza who is dumb enough to buy flowers especially za wanawake at 5k+. Akasema hawezi tuuzia fellow saperes tutamfukuza mbio. Anapenda wajaluo sana juu ndio customers wake. Then he started narrating how one of his Luo clients has six side chics anawanunulia maua kama crazy. Halafu akasema most of his clients wenye ashawahi jua personally their families are struggling back home in Nyanza. Yani heri Onyango anunulie Nyambura ama Mwende maua ya 10k na i-phone kuliko atumie mama yake pesa pale Homa Bay. It was an interesting conversation but akasema yeye hana conscience juu ako mboka na inaleta doh. Its a known fact that Luo men aren’t very smart with their money and they make the best customers. Mjaluo na Mkikuyu wakiwa na 10M each, its much easier to finesse the Luo and hoes and cunning business people know it. So they have mastered the art of separating the guys from their hard-earned cash. Ni mchezo wa taon.

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The internet is replete with photos of okuyus like Kalif Kairo and that other Mwangi who are busy buying flowers for kungurus like Cera every few days. He is now on his third or fourth bitch, doing the very same thing.

Wacheni kudanganywa an mastory mingi haziko.

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mi nikipata hata mama ya @mikymas nazama ndani. 9 months later a bouncing baby boy

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So let me get this straight, Y’all saying Luo men go broke spending their money to impress broke kikuyu women just to prove to them their not broke… right.

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Shida ya wasichana wenyu, we can marry them lakini sura hawana.

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Kuliskikana kukisemekana ati a Luo man marring a Kikuyu yellow yellow beauty is considered a serious positive personal status upgrade and respected vilivio.

Its like generally among nyeuthiz, having a muzungu spouse is major positive personal status upgrade and respected vilivio…u r several notches higher then the kawaida nyeuthi. You can even look down on fellow nyeuthiz

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Is the Luo woman ready to rear and milk dairy cows, goats, till land or drag water pipes? No, most want to be pampered and sung lullabies the whole day.

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The answer is no. He’s naturally ugly to look at without money

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I look at the face, age and figure. Hizo mambo zingine nimeachia busybodies.

Yeah, I know that well. I’m technically married to one of mixed race though not officially. Kikuyu mother and her father is of Turkish origins. She turns heads alot and I get the looks … much to my dislike. Its rather sickening to be honest … how bonobos stare you down.

JARuo women have fantastic asses lakini Sura ni ya atuoli

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Work hard comrade.

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Mnasema nini huku? Jameni

You should write a book with these fictional stories of yours.

Stupidity exists in every tribe. I had a murima chic and there are just as many stories on that side of suffering parents while the kids wanakula vizuri nairobi. Hell, the same was said about Kibaki.

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Exceptions don’t make the rule. For every Okuyu who is bad with $ there are ten Jaruos to match.

It is a known fact that its easier to separate fools from Nyanza and Western from their hard-earned money than it is for Murima bros. Gold-diggers know it, cunning businessmen know it, heck even car dealerships know it. Their proclivity for soft life instead of delayed gratification does them in every time.

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Sura ndio shida kidogo in my entire existence nimeona mmoja tu who was pretty.

Labda waolewe na their relatively distant blood men kama kina John Nyaguthii

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Lakini ile uchawi iko Luo land why would a well to do rich jaruo invest there?

Akuje tu huku mlima we won’t bother him.

Luo women wenye ni light skinned huwa wanaolewa huku central. Lakini wale weusi wanakaa Onyango hatuzi taka.

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Wacha wivu.

You just broke the 9th and 10th commandment.

Seek spiritual forgiveness this Sunday fool.