Kids Ask The Darndest Things...

My sister’s by then 4 year old asked her one day,‘Why is it that everyone else in the house including Agnes (the househelp) has their own bed,but you and Daddy have to share?’ Had it been you,what would your response have been??

Ukidanganya uyo mtoto atakua mjinga. Just tell her the truth. Married people have to dwy fwy on the same bed

My neighbors son came to my place once later on , he said sisi tuko na baba yangu hata akina nani wako na babayao . Wewe kwani hauishi na baba yako?

I just laughed and told him baba yangu anaishi mbali …

I’d have said. “Dad is gay cause he likes mummys bed with its pink fluffy pillows and white bedsheets”

You should not sleep in your wife’s bed… period…

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OMG you guys have to stop this lol …am commenting while working :D:D:D:D

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Wapi hii mbicha ya osungu na mpira??

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my daughter while she was young,actually timed me and touched the magic stick.
then she asked" dad hii ni nini,mbona mimi na mum hatuna?"
nikamwambia it is for the gods only.
she asked" kwani mimi si a god?"
nikamwambia no,but one day you will be a god’s mother.
hiyo story ikaishia hapo

Because mum is scared of the dark…:cool:

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Tee hee hee!

Hahaha @Purr_27 nimeshoka

He he …unaland huku when ? :):):slight_smile: we hold a homecoming bash :D:D:D

Because mum was sad and dad wanted to send his deepest condolences

Ditheba nitakuwa area code :D:D

YOUR DAUGHTER TOUCHED UR DICK:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: , SAITAN WEWE USHINDWE

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ulitaka ashike mapua ama?

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