Kenyapithecus nobrainiesis idiotus (sub-human species on the Eastern Africa Seaboard)

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What happened to the case of Pastor Ng’ang’a?

What’s the progress of Babuon’s “Save the Teachers Fund”?

Ile sukari ya Uganda ilifika ama ilizama huko Kavirondo Bay?

The people who were named in the President’s list of shame, have they been prosecuted?

Is the current cancer craze in any way associated with Bungoma’s non-cacinogenic wheelbarrows?

Zile mascandals za KAA zilienda aje? Bus ziliuziwa Hoppa?

KQ iliuzia Mapakistani ndege?

Ile case ya Pastor Wahome ule wa M-17 Helicopter Ministries ilienda aje?

Wale watoto wa Busia walipooza juu ya chanjo bandia walikufa ama walipona?

Makueni bado iko ama ilivunjwa?

Ile shamba ya billioni 9.8 huko Karen ilinyakuliwa?

Ule OCPD ali tear gas watoto pale Wilson kweli aliachishwa kazi ama ni yeye niliona kwa benz fulani juzi?
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(Endeleeni, let me go wank to a picture of Trump)

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…na wamejaa kwa hii village

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Ile kesi ya MP Mwiti kurape the PR lady ilienda aje?

Kesi ya Kuria ya Incitement imefika wapi?

kesi ya Muthama ya incitement imefika wapi?

Aladwa atafikishwa kotini when?

kesi ya Alfred keter na bindri ya abuse of office bado inaendelea?

ile msemo ya “justice delayed justice denied” bado inafanya kazi kweli?

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The Piranha IQ - 146.

Kenyantalk average - 98.

Kenyan average - 56.

(Sori, the truth!)

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STORY YA KUIBA MTIHANI INAENDELEAJE?

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Do this, go and lie down somewhere, lift up one of your butt cheeks and engage in your favorite pass time, kushuta ovyo ovyo.

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Fossilized Brain - 0.432.

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Unatuuliza hizo maswali zote and you are No.1 govt supporter

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Give Kenyan’s some credit guka…at least we haven’t held national prayers for our currency. Kenyathropus would be more appropriate.
Btw where’s @msalame grace?

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Ile Case ya Mugo wa Wairimu imefikicha wafi?

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Mugo si aliwashiriwo na bail ya Sh5 mirrions? (Interpretation: Finally the Jubilee Brigaid rode to the rescue)

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Mimi nataka kujua ya Kethi, yaani tulisahau hiyo mambo hivyo tu.

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NA ILE STORY YA CHINEDU NA RAPHAEL WANJALA ILIENDAJE

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Uhuru’s 1st task as president was to deport Chinedu and other Nigerian and Cameroonian drug barons.

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ALIRUSHA UHURU PESA YA DRUGS AMA?

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He he, I don’t know if they were biz partners.

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Story ya Makueni ilipelekwa Senate. Senate did not approve the dissolution. Makueni Ipo.

Ulikuwa wapi watoto wakitoka Nairobi Hospital wakitembea like nothing has ever happened to them?

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na ile fence ilikua ijengwe huko somalia boarder ilijengwa.

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Kuna mtu mmoja alisema “Kenyans have the memory of a grasshopper” watu wakapiga kelele but it turned out to be very true!

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Nilikuwa kwa room nikishughulikia…ama wacha tu!

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