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He he. Nimekumbuka sikureply hii
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Mbona wote wako hizo sides?
i wonder.
Get this msgs now and then.
Mjamaa nauzime orbort…ama unaingianga darkweb:D
Huko ni kamiti maximum brother…
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Where they can turn an assh*** into Kakuma
bado hizi theme hutumika?
Huko ndio soko kongowea
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jamaa wa kamiti :D:D
Juu there’s a refugee camp in Kakuma therefore the story will flow well. Oh, I’m a humanitarian, I need money to come over to wherever since they can’t take my AMEX, oh I was robbed on the way etc
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Oh, I’m in a very remote place, my car is out of fuel but they don’t accept payments through cards. Oh, my dear can you please help me fuel my Range Rover I will refund on arrival. 15k will be enough to drive from Lodwar to Nairobi, so we can meet by…
Oh, I’m in a very remote place, my
car is out of fuel but they don’t
accept payments through cards. Oh,
my dear can you please help me
fuel my Range Rover I will refund
on arrival. 15k will be enough to
drive from Lodwar to Nairobi, so we
can meet by…and that will be the last u hear from them
After 10 minutes you’ve not send the money. “Oh my why can’t you help me please, I don’t have any cash. What are you waiting for, while I’m suffering here at the forests. Please send the money I fuel the car I’ll refund please.” (with so many romantic words, oh babe, darling, hun pls, oh what…) Try sending the money and call them again. This time safaricom customer care will respond on their behalf, “sorry, we cannot complete the call as dialed, please check the number and try ag…” “… the number you have called is temporarily out of service " " samahani nambari uliyopiga haitumiki”
Jamaa naona ulichezwa
Looks like @Unicorn , @fired and @KenCharles have gone through this…leteni hekaya, the first to narrate wins fabulous prizes
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expound
yep and many more
I have given my hekaya. This was a lady claiming to be working with an NGO in Lodwar, while I was schooling in a Nairobi campus. We planned to meet. So I decided to make a little play of her mind since I didn’t have that little cash for such travels. I told her I was in Makueni, my home place, so at least she would know I some distance to travel like her if we were to meet in Nairobi. But I was in Nairobi, only that I never wanted to risk money traveling to any other place.
Now, everybody sets off in the morning (but remember I’m in Nairobi). The chat goes on this way, “my dear where are you now?” “oh babe I’m almost half the journey, in the next one hour I’ll be in Nairobi, where are you now? " I asked. I can’t remember what she replied, but a strange name of a place in the Rift Valley.
In the next one hour I sent a text, “where are you now? I’m already in Nairobi” She told me to remain patient, she was still driving to reach me.
After about 30 minutes, she called in a desperate voice. “babe, sorry for keeping you waiting for so long. In need your help please, my range Rover has gone out fuel at a very remote place. The nearest petrol station here, does not accept any other form of payment but cash only. They’ve rejected my card and there’s very little I can do about it. Please help me refuel the car, I’ll be with you in the next one hour. I’ll refund on arrival, I believe we’ll be able to withdraw some cash from Nairobi. 10k will be enough for my car to drive from here to Nairobi. " I promised to send her the money in the next few minutes. But to me the issue did not seem to be genuine at all, except for the little cries she would make on the phone. At last I told her I didn’t not have enough cash to send.” oh babe my bank is closed at this time, I have left my ATM card at home, there’s little I can do to withdraw some cash from the bank at this time. " " please loan from a friend, we will pay back when I come hunny, " she assured me. After some minutes she called,” why don’t you want to help me please. I’m in a very desperate situation, I urgently need rescue from this place. " bla bla bla bla… At long last she said, " if you don’t want to help me, hust leave me alone, God will be there for me. I’ve realized you’ve not been serious with me" Then the voice changes and a clear man’s voice is clearly heard. Hahahaha. Leta io prize wewe
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@Female Perspective as discussed and agreed please pea huyu maku kama zawadi
Mi sitaki hiyo. Nataka ingine