Joke of the day

Marriage…
In the first year, the man talks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman talks and the man listens.
In the third year, the woman and the man talk and the Neighbors listen!

Kikikikkkk!..
Kikikikkkk!!!..

Happy Monday everyone!

Malizia heka
In the fourth year …

:smiley:

each is talking on their own…to themselves

Kabuda be original will you??no??

The neighbors talk about them, as they listen

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sweetie usianzane na huyu buda, hutamuweza

I’m being original.
I thought all of this joke on my own!..

I’ve heard and seen this jokes several times before.

liar liar pants…

Fifth year waweru spanks and the neghbours laugh

I used to be pro life but after seeing all your contributions on KTalk, I’m pro choice.

Kuanzia Kesho ni strictly originals.

In the initial years of marriage, a man loves his wife so much, he could eat her.
In the later years, he wishes he had eaten her…

Nenda kapanguze mtoto maffi ghasia.Umeishi na mafeminazi hadi sasa ni kuleta ujinga hapa baba wa miaka 60.Zeeka

Kabuda nirushie pounds niko mbaiya saidi

He he he, you’re asking for some Pounding?

Zii, hiyo tuliwachia wawesh mjanja

The man pick 18year old vagabonds and takes them home.
Gives them food. Gives them clothes.
And the vagabonds asks what other thing the man’s wife doesn’t use.
The man whips out his two incher…

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