Joke of the day

[Ka-Buda]

Three nuns all die in a car crush.
They get to the Pearly gates and St.Peter challenges them to a question each before he can let them in.

To nun number one;
Where was Jesus born?.. " Bethlehem…" she answers and is allowed in.
Nun number two;
How many disciples did Jesus have?
“12!” She answers swiftly and is also allowed in.

To nun number three;
What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?
She is confused and mumbles quietly to herself nervously… “mmmhhh… that’s a HARD one…”

"CORRECT!.. "… Says St. Peter…
You can get in.!

Kikikikkkk!..

Kikikikkkk!..

[gashwin]

@Ka-Buda

(If you don’t get it, please keep your moronic opinions to yourself.)

Good morning Kabuda. This is a good one…we are not that slow…

[Ka-Buda]

@gashwin

Good morning Kabuda. This is a good one…we are not that slow…

Good morning to you too sir.
And have a great day!

[Motokubwa]

@Ka-Buda

Three nuns all die in a car crush.
They get to the Pearly gates and St.Peter challenges them to a question each before he can let them in.

To nun number one;
Where was Jesus born?.. " Bethlehem…" she answers and is allowed in.
Nun number two;
How many disciples did Jesus have?
“12!” She answers swiftly and is also allowed in.

To nun number three;
What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?
She is confused and mumbles quietly to herself nervously… “mmmhhh… that’s a HARD one…”

"CORRECT!.. "… Says St. Peter…
You can get in.!

Kikikikkkk!..

Kikikikkkk!..

mrs waweru,tumewahi kosea wewe kama kijiji?

[Ka-Buda]

@Motokubwa

mrs waweru,tumewahi kosea wewe kama kijiji?

Umeamka mapema hivi ni wapi unaenda?
Ama ndiyo unatoka kichinjio kuchukua dodero?..
Tindia thayu nyenje ino.

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Ka-Buda the moronic comment was funny…but then your fear kicked in. Very funny

[Nattydread]

@Ka-Buda

Three nuns all die in a car crush.

Sure.

[system]

@Ka-Buda

Three nuns all die in a car crush.
They get to the Pearly gates and St.Peter challenges them to a question each before he can let them in.

To nun number one;
Where was Jesus born?.. " Bethlehem…" she answers and is allowed in.
Nun number two;
How many disciples did Jesus have?
“12!” She answers swiftly and is also allowed in.

To nun number three;
What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?
She is confused and mumbles quietly to herself nervously… “mmmhhh… that’s a HARD one…”

"CORRECT!.. "… Says St. Peter…
You can get in.!

Kikikikkkk!..

Kikikikkkk!..

Niaje @KaBuda uliwacha umama na kumangiwa khupipi

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Motokubwa

mrs waweru,tumewahi kosea wewe kama kijiji?

He he he he he he! Wewe mtu wa Dago na hizi masweeps zako jo!

In other news @Ka-Buda , all those nuns were my crushes. They crashed because they were clashing about who was going to crush me that night with her fanny. Funny, but true story.

[gashwin]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

He he he he he he! Wewe mtu wa Dago na hizi masweeps zako jo!

In other news @Ka-Buda , all those nuns were my crushes. They crashed because they were clashing about who was going to crush me that night with her fanny. Funny, but true story.

He he