Jeff at a "Kibandaski"

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Ooh My …!!

Jeff Koinange "Mototo Wa Tajiri" eats his first meal ( .. Chicken and Rice..) in a Westlands “Kibandaski”…

Prepared by the legendary Mama Rose ..

The fellow normally enjoys “Fine Dining” at the very upmarket Villa Kempinski Hotel.

Safi Kabisa ..

PS::
For the Kiswahili illiterate Juveniles in here ..
A Toothpick in Kiswahili is "Kichokonoo"..!!:blush:

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That chicken is probably tastier than what they make at 5 star hotels

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Kibandaski food is very fresh and tasty. I love it

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It is. Lunches in classy places tend to have been frozen for long before cooking, so taste is diminished, but you pay for the ambience and the society.

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And Jeff Clarified he’s not mtoto ya Tajiri. His dad died when he was very young and left his mother with very little working in a bank as a cashier. People hear the name Koinange and make assumptions. It was the dads brother who was a rich man.

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I once ate chicken and ugali hapo Upperhill near NSSF offices. The food was very delicious and plenty. I only paid 250 bob

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Mbona haukurudi? Me once I hit a spot I like, if I’m in that area, you will find me there.

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I will visit the place once I get back to those areas

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Iyo ni promo video ya royco kwa wale hamjui

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They are not like your fellow tugeges who sell a slice of ugali(smaller than slice of bread), one potato and 2 pieces of stinky meat floating in 2 cups of water that is supposed to be ‘soup’ and calling that tasteless concoction ‘beef’.

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Morio wangu ashawahi niitia lunch pale Marriott Westlands, the food was tasteless and then later had a diarrhea and fever. (Most probably food poisoning)

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Umaskini ndio ilikuwa inakusumbua.

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Jeff anavaa earing mbili ni kama yeye ni REARHOLER pia

Alienda na karao ili wassibiwe cameras na Z-Fold zao hapo Westie na akina @johntez_addi_gaza_ms

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When you have nothing to compare it with, yes it is. Ever tried buffet ya five star?

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Socialism loves normalization of poverty.

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Pole sana, happens sometimes. Hizo unakula ukiitwa meetings za job au workshops, lakini kawaida kama unataka kuenjoy chakula, a clean kibandaski is the way to go.

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Let’s be honest. Food ya kibanda hukuwa mostly tasteless/bland. Its shitty food meant for peasants to survive.

Halafu utapata mama ya @Banyamulenge ndiye anauza akifry omena hapo na kuvuta makamasi.

I eat at vibandas once or twice a year but I don’t kid myself that the food is “nice”…its mostly out of necessity nikiwa in remote areas.

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Kagege, stop tagging me. Ghaseer.

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Utado nini dim eyed orangutan??

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I can testfy to that …

From the various ones that I have eaten in Nairobi City , I rate them in the following order …

1/ Westlands
2/ Parklands
3/ South C
4/ Eastleigh / Majengo
5/ Buru Buru
6/ Kirigiti / Kiambu - (.. especially Uji Power..!!).

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