IT'S HAPPENING BOYS!!!

General
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Be me, raised Christian
Be atheist since 17
Have a thing for a girl I know
She has a bf
Keep thinking about her
Last night I randomly decided to pray to God asking him to make us become together
I’m so stupid, I know
Today receives text from girl that she wants to hang out
Tells me she broke up with bf
“Sorry for being so blind, I like you”
Did God do this?

God is real people.
Guys I’m freaking out. This is the first proof I’ve seen God is real

Admin, how do I change my username? I don’t want to spend eternity in hell

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AMEN

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Noth

I dont see anything wrong with smoking weed. Its only that its not legal. I see it as normal as chewing miraa, only that you got to hide since its illegal

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If Mpigs can be bribed with ten K hii kitu tunaipitisha. Irudi parliament tena nihongane ipite tena. Kamwana a sign Gashwin a faint

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Hapo mi naku support, kungekua na watu ka wwe kumi, hii dunia ingekua tu sawa.

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Hii kitu

Mpigs wa huku ni washamba sana na wengine wanataka ikae hivo to maximise on the profits. Mtu anakaa kuwa radar ni kamwana na ule MP wa huko kwenu, hawa wengine ni madwanzi.

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Lakini bhangi ni kitu hatari buana

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Aiiii, nani alisemaa. Buana wacha mchezo na ukam nikuwashie kikolo kiko apa uskie vizuri

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Kama kuna mungu ni maganda amekurushia kwa kuishi umemuenjoy.

Fanya fornication ndo akuivishe mzuri.

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A man had two girlfriends, Mercy and Grace and didn’t know who to marry, so he knelt down to pray,“God have mercy and give me grace”. God answers prayers.

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Una evidence?

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Mimi mwenyewe nilikula ile weed cake. The things I saw made me wish death. Mpaka Leo sikuli vitu za kupatiwa.

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Ukaona nini io? Why have I not seen anything to an extent of wishing death?

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Kamwana huvuta chuodho which is grown in Ikinu.

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Sasa nyinyi… Hii imekua a debate instead of testimony zenu za God is real…

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"Za kupatiwa’’ Unakulakula vitu ovyo ovyo na labda ilikuwa imewekwa ma-tap tap zikakufyatukia ukakaa chizan, alafu unasingizia the Holy Herb?

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Shukuru baba(yako)

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Dickheads of gods