manze thea iz this norm in isich jamaa wa gurale akionekana ana nyemelea alsha-babe he gets warned by the “guyz” around. this “warning” is in form of kuangaliwa vibaya. if he proceeds na ufisi wake by maybe accompanying her everywhere. militia approaches the lady on the sidelines asking who the guy iz. normally chics say “anin mbeq nam sun” meaning “i dont know that guy”. now to the militia the guy iz a stranger wewe na ujinga wako u think dem ana ingia box yako,so unazidi kum vibe. the next day u are found walking with her, unapatana na rende, high on miraa they greet the chic, for lyk 5min we umebaki umesmama kando ukingoja intro, one member roughly asks "maan ege tan gusso?!! roughly translating to "why not discard off this tail u have acquired nowadays??"hehehe wewe ndo mkia saa hizo. now they turn on you asking rapid simultaneous questions. ole wako kama mko pahali secluded. it quickily escalates to a fight now hautajua venye dem alijitoa she ofcos knows the outcome from the undertones. my friend hio day ndo utalijua isich.
hatubanduki. madame wenu tuta…
Ulitandikwa? Mpaka ukajua kiwalalo? Pole sana
huku dago nimekamua wengi
Somali alshababes in wachafu most never shower juu kule somalia hawajozoea maji, kuoga kwao ni kujipaka ile marashi yao ambayo hunuka vibaya sana
hehehehehe!!! mi niko katikati i happen to have relatives on that side so hangin around thea nlipata kujua hio militia. alafu pia mimi huwa wananishuku sana ni venye tu lugha na unganisha so mi huzima moto kabla haija waka sana. siku moja nlipeleka cuzin wangu wa hio side ingine huko eastleigh, tukichana gomba hivi kimbele mbele mingi aka comment about how chics thea wamejifunika yet they are beautifull. with a heavy limuru accent he was easily singled out. hehehe matusi zilianza kurushwa some even suggesting “ashugulikiwe” ju ana katiana “andass”. i intervened quickilly nika washow watulizz… he’s just commenting. ubaya sasa ni yeye kelele mingi. ikanibidi nimtoe hapo tukatoka isich mapema, na venye nlitaka kuskumia game ya champions huko. damn!!
hio familia yenu ni ya mashaitan,uncle yako analetea wamasaai upuzi ,cousin yako naye ni wasomali,ala mumerogwa?
Kila mtu akule kwao
I repeat: KILA MTU AKULE KWAO
Ukipatikana kwa wenyewe ni kisu kidungwe tumboni halafu kivutwe juu Mara ikatikekatike
I’m curious to know what the outcome is. Do they kill the guy ama what usually happens in that case?
ALSHABAB SCROTUM AMBIA DADA ZAKO WAOSHE COOMER SI KUSPRAY DOOM KWA MIKIA ZAO WASOMALI
kula kwenu
Siunakula na gas mask pussy ni pussy
Bingwa scrotum is not a Somali. he has low self esteem and feels happy being associated with somali people
Nyeus si wewe huwa Borana? Tofauti ya waborana na wasomali huwa gani juu mi huskia kama lugha na tamaduni ni kama zinaambatana?
Halafu mimi captain obvious siezi ekwa parking dakika tano ati nimesimama hapo ka gunia ya waru na watu wanaongea lugha sielewi. Hiyo ni kujikosea heshima. Hata kama coomer iko na elevator, acha ikae.
ufisi tulianza utotoni wargess…apana tambua militia we get beaten we rise even more HARDER
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sisi tuko integrated sana familia yetu ni kama united nations in lyk six tribes hadi ethiopia. but damu yenye staki iguse hio familia ni ya ppl from nakuru westwards. but niko na cuzo mkalenjin though hatuongeangi sana i hate those guys man. by what they did in 2007 nimekaa mbali sana na wakale. kifo yako inaeza pangwa ukiwa hapo tu na wao ukikula sahani moja na wao.
SHOTS FIRED!! I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED…
gud question ukitaka kujua tofauti waborana huongea kiswahili pole pole as in word by word lakini wasomali wao kiswahili yao ni faster na poor they mix the tenses. a gud example is isaack hassan a somali and galma kule the old lady in the IEBC a borana or yet still hassan wario a borana. matamshi yao ni tofauti ukiwaskiza sana. if thats not enough listen to khadija mohammed of ntv and amina mohammed of k24 though ningumu ku notice accent ya amina maybe akiongea off air coz ako na uzungu mwingi.
hehehe hang on thea captain i’ll give u a challenge ya warges mmoja upatane nae. alafu si unajua uta return the favor na kunikatia kaplot kule kwenyu. hehehehe!!!