*Stolen
An older woman can wear any hat
she chooses and nobody will laugh.
A younger woman wearing the same hat will always look like a lampshade in a brothel.
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night & ask you, “What are you thinking?” An older woman doesn’t care what you think.
An older woman always carries a
purse full of emergency supplies.
Young women go hungry and bleed to death every time there’s a natural disaster.
An older woman always carries a
condom in her purse. A younger
woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.
An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea.
The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets… which is why nature intended young guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older
men. (this one ain’t always true -
wink, wink )
An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without
looking like she just had an
adventure inside a jam jar. This is
not true of younger women or drag queens.
Older women can run faster because they’re always wearing sensible shoes. An older woman is into free sex!
An older woman is almost
always already attached to someone, so there’s no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent lover! (child)
Older women are more honest. An
older woman will tell you that you
are an asshole if you’re acting like
one.
A young woman will say
nothing, just in case it means you
might break up with her. An older
woman puts herself on a pedestal.
An older woman will never get
pregnant and then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know…
Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can’t help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey.
An older woman will never accuse
you of “using her.” She’s using you.
Older women take charge of the
situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date.
A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call…
Older women know how to cook.
Young women know how to dial
Pizza Hut Take out.
An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she’s with you, in case you get any ideas…
Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.
Older women often own an
interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years.
Young women often
don’t wear underpants at all, thus
practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.
Older women know what Kegel
exercises are.
An older woman will agree to go to Kenchic with you for a meal.
Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.
Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park.
Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can’t get it up.
A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.
An older woman has lots of
girlfriends… and most of them will
want to boff you too.
An older woman will never accuse
you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.
The fuck is this shit??
This is a night of Cougars kweli.
Apparently this is no village for young women n those who love them
he he, what imagery! have never been to a house of sin how do the lampshades there look?
kigua giakura gicookagia murio gitina
Hehe. I see it’s viva la cougars.
Mùgikùyù karing’a
i am a confirmed milf hunter, i can spend a lot more to seduce a milf, than i would to spend on a campus girl. Boy, the thrill of a full madiamba respectable milf peeling pant for me to get a pussy with full soft lips is real. They have hubbys much older than me, so you hit one, she feels rejuvenated and call me back for more sessions. but you have to be really patient to get access. i will post stories some day.
For example i had a family i helped hunt for daughters fees via a sponsor, then befriended mama of the house… after kendu 1.5 years, Mzee akanza ku-doubt nataka kutongoza msichana ama nini. He gave me a warning on a very light note that nisijaribu kutongoza binti. little did he know i was already hammering the wife’s phat hairy (but very clean) pussy properly and she was my motivation to hang around. siku moja niliwatembelea, mzee alitumwa kununua chakula ya kuku kwa hardware. He returned half an hour latter: just enough time to "thica"and cum deep inside the mama’s sweet phat lipped punani. nilinyorosa mama faster faster kwa sofa set na akapanguza evidence kama Mugo wa Wairimu. . mbicha zitakuja baadaye, negative film iko studio.