BONUS: If you watch [SIZE=4]Xherdan Shaqiri[/SIZE][SIZE=4]'s [/SIZE]career backwards, it’s about a Swiss wonderkid who flourishes in a mid table team (Stoke) youth system, and is sold to Inter. At Inter he’s one of the club’s best players and goes to Bayern, where he wins the Treble. He moves back to Switzerland to finish his career in his hometown club, Basel.
If you watch Kabuda’s KTalk history backwards, he is a young old man who died online, shagged a divorcee and thought he had rediscovered love, gave youngins a talk on shagging in 24 hours, promised villagers mbisha which were not delivered, shagged an Arab puthy hawker, was Waweru’d in a foreign land, had 3 baby mommas before eating placenta and going back into the internet womb :D.
If you watch pregnancy backwards it’s about a monster that sucks babies up its vagina, where it slowly digests them over the course of 9 months and then a penis sucks out the remains
If you watch Breaking Bad backwards, it’s about a meth dealer who decides to turn his life around by becoming a science teacher, gets cured of cancer, grows back his hair and rekindles his relationship with his wife, children, and in-laws
If you watch the Bible backwards, its about a god who dies, resurrects himself, impregnates his mother, returns to heaven creates two incestuous beings
