If this village was to end today... how would you be remembered?

I would remember the following people, in these ways

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[li]@Meria Mata …kila saa udaku …ohh nyumba zimmerman …ohh accident huku …ohh ohh kama mwanamke …kidomo domo kila saa …kupatiana information hata hajadaishwa[/li][li]@Mundu Mulosi …roho chafu kama ya mchawi[/li][li]@Jirani …mostly for his efforts in driving forward the village lingo with words like ‘meffi’ and ‘chokosh’[/li][li]@Nefertities …fat mama with slippers boobies …went to first lady marathon not to loose weight but hook up a mate …returned bilaz …on the lie-low since then[/li][li]@Mzee mzima …a young man on the most notable villagers list, he oozes wisdom beyond his years. Ana utu pia. Hajui kutumia opportunity though… ufisi gani unachezwa kwa lusungu?[/li][li]@Wakanyama …a martyr who has suffered so much with bans kila uchao[/li][li]@uwesmake …a snitch conveying info to admins. You commit a crime with him, you get locked up, he walks free after a plea bargain …dirty snitch[/li][li]@Electronics4u …wanna be …anakula madem kwa keyboard …kutamani asiloliweza[/li][li]@Bingwa Scrotum …another martyr, banned so many times. He also introduced a village lingo ‘peasants exchanging peasantries’, ‘mnusa tako’, mnuka tako, tacoz, tucker tucker, chafu …currently serving an extended ban till 23rd march.[/li]
[li]@FieldMarshal CouchP …mzee mjinga[/li][li]@spax …so heavenly[/li][li]@Purr_27 …any day she walks unmarried is a day the world’s men have lost. The wifey type. innocentish[/li][li]@123tokambio …the village grand bet masters. Black belt.[/li][li]@old monk …anajipenda …when he told me to change my avatar on my other handle, and i put one with his name, he okayed immediately …i reckon with a ear-to-ear[/li][/ul]

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I will be remembered as both @aviator s side dish and main dish. I raff u bae.

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I will remember @Mburu Brrrr juu ya umama wake. You are a waste of dick.

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The race driver with a love for arimis

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@Nefertities, the one who got away;
@Guru, so hot even her car needed the AC on whenever she was inside it;
@spax, she can gerritt;
@Bingwa Scrotum and all his handles, arsehole.

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In my opinion i picture wakanyama kuka kama hii mungich
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And Lichoti
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I am a legend awready. No other villager will ever be like me. I said, ‘EVER’

hehehehe, you have just brightened my dull day.
ile kitu unatumia inakufaa kabisa.
without you this village would end

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Of course, happy belated Womens Day mburu.

maneche ki ikhondo

somewhere along the A109.
non injury accident
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I will assume umetutusi Mamod wawili, we are coming down on you like a tone of bricks.

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Musondo. :D:D:D

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hehe

Seems likes you have no kind words for people who you seem to disagree with.

:D:D

someone sees me for who I am

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Aaaawwwwww;);););):wink:

Hehehe… grand master currently ni @Tommy Lee Sparta :D:D:D:D

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UNCLE @Mburu Brrrr SASA Unanilemea NA Vile Tumekuwa Tukifight For Third Liberation.

Shida tu ni vile you turned gay .

But Mimi ni snitch wa @Deorro pekee .

hehehe…
E for effort.
keep these retarded thoughts coming