IBM Q System One explained by the VP of IBM Quantum Computing | IBM Think 2019

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Mundu mukale.

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KKNK.

TENGENEZENI KENYAN BRAND SERVER THEN MUENDE NEXT MUUNDE SUPER COMPUTER. MAY BE THE YEAR 9698 UNDER THE CURRENT PACE AND IQ

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Why spend millions of dollars, when I can be a filthy integrator and simply merge two existing technologies thanks to AI? I mean.. how hard can it be?

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Bored Blah Blah Blah GIF by ABC Network

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Maliseer kipmapengo
200w

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The other day you had to call in admin to get this roach off your back. I’ll do no such thing. I once knew a man called Mulwa who kept me out of a UN job so his niece could get it. Both of them are now fired and probably dying of thirst somewhere in Ukambani. :joy:

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The Rock Shut Up GIF

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No.

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Signed,
The Earth Kingdom.

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Who can explain this level of accuracy? JC the great.

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An interesting falsifiable test of code quality across AI’s for non-believers.

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20 seconds later:

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Co-pilot justifying Microsoft money by adding a reversing function based off the original input.

Self-Parking System State Machine Template

This template outlines a state machine for a simulated self-parking system. It is designed to be refined later with additional steps, states, and behaviors.

States

  • SEARCHING: Car scans for available parking spaces.
  • APPROACHING: Car moves toward the detected parking space.
  • ALIGNING: Car adjusts its position to prepare for parking.
  • REVERSING: Car backs into the parking spot.
  • PARKED: Car has successfully parked.
  • FAILED: No parking space found or parking attempt unsuccessful.

Components

Sensors

  • detect_space(): Simulates detection of available parking spaces.
  • get_distance_to_obstacle(): Simulates distance measurement to obstacles.

CarControl

  • move_forward(distance): Simulates moving forward.
  • move_backward(distance): Simulates reversing.
  • turn_left(angle): Simulates turning left.
  • turn_right(angle): Simulates turning right.
  • stop(): Simulates stopping the car.

SelfParkingSystem

  • search_for_space(): Handles SEARCHING state.
  • approach_space(): Handles APPROACHING state.
  • align_for_reverse(): Handles ALIGNING state.
  • reverse_into_space(): Handles REVERSING state.
  • run(): Executes the state machine until PARKED or FAILED.

Example Flow

  1. SEARCHING → Detect parking space.
  2. APPROACHING → Move toward space.
  3. ALIGNING → Adjust position.
  4. REVERSING → Back into space.
  5. PARKED → Success.
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Who knew that a C++ to Python3 pipeline would lead to Qiskit, amirite? The AI must have run into a throttling issue and decided to simply break the laws of physics by adding a way to manipulate 4 dimensions.

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The plot thickens.