I had to remix this one..


1…I luv u dear (Hubby)

2…Can i take u out tonite? (EX)

3…I always feel bad when I see u with another man (CEO)

4… Sweetie don’t forget d trip (MD)

5…Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)

6…Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)

7…Consider it done (Senator)

8…Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)


1…UR data bundle will soon expire (Safaricom)

2…Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane)

3…Don’t dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)

4…Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)

5…Please pay your Okoa Jahazi debt of Kshs 20 (Safaricom)

6…My son, how are you? send money quick, njaa itatumaliza (Mama)

7… I am in the hospital, pls send Kshs 120,000 quick quick for appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)

8…I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour’s daughter).

9…Please call me (small bro).


Hio ya papa ni Kali.

haha umejaribu boss…

walai, sisi machali hujionea mambo… but as they say Mwanaume ni effort…!!!

Mwanaume hana rafiki, ni yeye na mungu wake…