I drove to state House drunk

Himmler · July 18, 2021, 4:48pm

Wadau.

I was so high yesterday, I decided to take the state House road to connect to KILIMANI.
When I got at that stretch of state House the devil snatched my body and mind and directed me to the gate to state House. I passed the first barricade.
Noma fika kwa main gate.
GSU waka tokea.
Na tetemeka ata sahi as I’m writing this shit. Waka ni show shuka nje kijana toka nje fungua boot. I was so composed maze nasema nadai ku bonga na Uhunye.
GOD PLEASE DON’T EVER ALLOW SATAN AND LIQOUR TAKE CONTROL OF ME AGAIN.
those gsu just looked at me wakasema kijana wacha mambo mob. Enda home

johnpombe · July 18, 2021, 4:50pm

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WongNamba · July 18, 2021, 4:51pm

Hapa lazima msee ataweka ile GIF ya kudrag “this” into the folder “Things that never happened”

system · July 18, 2021, 4:53pm

[SIZE=5]Ungeingia na mzinga namna hii[/SIZE]

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Himmler · July 18, 2021, 4:54pm

Najua but mimi mwenyewe ni fanya hivyo. I was just stupid man. Nime wacha Pombe na ku rant about government. Shit might have gotten in my head

digi · July 18, 2021, 4:55pm

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Himmler · July 18, 2021, 4:56pm

Sawa basi. Hauamini??

stunner · July 18, 2021, 4:59pm

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K-LIST_DON_DADA · July 18, 2021, 5:11pm

Hapo ungewekwa detention room ufinywe makei vile @Himmler alikuwa akifinya Jews

Masgwembe · July 18, 2021, 5:13pm

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Russy · July 18, 2021, 6:45pm

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MamboYote · July 18, 2021, 6:54pm

Sunday blues aka hungovers:D

Kemoi · July 18, 2021, 7:29pm

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Randy · July 18, 2021, 7:50pm

:D:D:D… meme zinanimsliza.

Mangele · July 18, 2021, 8:26pm

:D:D:D:D

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Eng_iti · July 18, 2021, 8:28pm

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Theeconomist · July 18, 2021, 8:28pm

Kuna kuwanga na barriers kadhaa Kwa gate za statehouse. Immediately after gate kuna barrier which is controlled automatically by the police Manning the entrance. Hauwezi ingia kimandazi hivo

uwesmake · July 19, 2021, 2:20am

abunuasi nilimskianga nikiwa junior, aliendaga wapi?

Baby_Panay · July 19, 2021, 2:24am

Uliza Eng’iti. Naskianga ni anko yake.

Gaza · July 19, 2021, 4:54am

Juzi juzi tu …pia mimi nimeota vile nimefyeka mali safi Sen. Susan Kihika vinoma baada amechukua wrong exit akajipata kwa Rustler. Lakini la illaa wa ullah.Nigger run …hell Mary