I am investing in 3 new pubs come this year

[fundimnoma]

1. Alcohol have huge margins.
2. Alcohol is addictive guarantee customers.
3. Kenyans are alcoholics who drink daily.

I am investing in low income areas(where majority of alcoholics reside), 1.5m total 500k for each pub with 3m kando for any emergency that might need instant funding. I have a general manager who will be operating both 3 clubs(highly experienced in the alcohol industry) I will also be managing it whenever i get time. If my math is right i will be printing money.I have already payed full year rent on the three premises na stock ina chill kwa wharehouse as am waiting for my licenses and permits.

I will not worry about serikali aka police since i will make sure their pockets are well greased. It will not be a fancy pub but a mid tier one not really into competing to attract teenagers am specifically targeting people above 25years middleclass and below. security iko chonjo cctv, and big bouncer kwa mlango, sex petite ladies to serve drinks.

I will also introduce nyama choma hapo inje with some other small munchies like samosa,sausages,chapos e.t.c

it’s time to be a proper birrionea

[Yuletapeli]

@fundimnoma

…eased. It will not be a fancy pub but a mid tier one not really into competing to attract teenagers am specifically targeting people above 25years middleclass and below. security iko chonjo cctv, and big bouncer kwa mlango, sex petite ladies to serve drinks.
I will also introduce nyama choma hapo inje with some other small munchies like samosa,sausages,chapos e.t.c
it’s time to be a proper birrionea

Hapo sawa elder.. huwa tunasema kama ni ya dunia fanya yote bila kusita

[MachoMan]

I have two joints managed by my bro Uko shags. Hakuna faida.
Give us a feed back after one year.

[BOOKten]

Aje sasa.

Na venye watu wa shagz wanapenda kanusu

[BOOKten]

@fundimnoma

…eased. It will not be a fancy pub but a mid tier one not really into competing to attract teenagers am specifically targeting people above 25years middleclass and below. security iko chonjo cctv, and big bouncer kwa mlango, sex petite ladies to serve drinks.
I will also introduce nyama choma hapo inje with some other small munchies like samosa,sausages,chapos e.t.c
it’s time to be a proper birrionea

Whats your profit projection per pub.

[Maize_Combuster]

@fundimnoma

…eased. It will not be a fancy pub but a mid tier one not really into competing to attract teenagers am specifically targeting people above 25years middleclass and below. security iko chonjo cctv, and big bouncer kwa mlango, sex petite ladies to serve drinks.
I will also introduce nyama choma hapo inje with some other small munchies like samosa,sausages,chapos e.t.c
it’s time to be a proper birrionea

Brathe hii mentality yako utaongezewa maji very soon. Let me debunk some myths; whereas mzinga inaweza kuwa na margins kubwa, the sales are few and far between more so for a pub yenye haina hype. Addicts are the worst customers to have. Halafu ukizoesha police pesa kwa club yako they will tear you a new asshole daily. Heri uende uonane Na OCS then yeye ndio ashughulike. Halafu opening three pubs at a go will spread you so thin mpaka ufunge.

[mtadao]

Pub business is lucrative Kwanza makali ni 100% profit and i know.

[Kanguthi]

Huku shags wenye bar hata wameshukisha bei ya makali inaitwa diamond from 120 100. They are swimming in money, go for it fundi.

[fundimnoma]

@BOOKten

…mid tier one not really into competing to attract teenagers am specifically targeting people above 25years middleclass and below. security iko chonjo cctv, and big bouncer kwa mlango, sex petite ladies to serve drinks.
I will also introduce nyama choma hapo inje with some other small munchies like samosa,sausages,chapos e.t.c
it’s time to be a proper birrionea

Whats your profit projection per pub.

50-100k a month would be good its in a very densely populated area

@Maize_Combuster

… very soon. Let me debunk some myths; whereas mzinga inaweza kuwa na margins kubwa, the sales are few and far between more so for a pub yenye haina hype. Addicts are the worst customers to have. Halafu ukizoesha police pesa kwa club yako they will tear you a new asshole daily. Heri uende uonane Na OCS then yeye ndio ashughulike. Halafu opening three pubs at a go will spread you so thin mpaka ufunge.

na deal na ocs

@MachoMan

I have two joints managed by my bro Uko shags. Hakuna faida.
Give us a feed back after one year.

manegerial issues ama jamaa ankuficha pesa, location pia matters the area am openining is very densely populated

[Trevor_Belmont]

Sionangi vike alcohol ni addictive…mi huona excessive consumption ni kama iko ya idlers and weak guys who cant controll their intake.

[fundimnoma]

good for you if you can control yourself, i come from a line of addicts and hence early in my life choose to stay sober, alcoholics exist for a reason

[Moi_Mc]

@fundimnoma

…eased. It will not be a fancy pub but a mid tier one not really into competing to attract teenagers am specifically targeting people above 25years middleclass and below. security iko chonjo cctv, and big bouncer kwa mlango, sex petite ladies to serve drinks.
I will also introduce nyama choma hapo inje with some other small munchies like samosa,sausages,chapos e.t.c
it’s time to be a proper birrionea

Mimi pia I am looking to have like 5 fish pubs around Nairobi estates mostly where Nigerians reside will be supplying salted and fresh fish from Lake Turkana

[Maize_Combuster]

@mtadao

Pub business is lucrative Kwanza makali ni 100% profit and i know.

Ukinunua mzinga na ukuje kuuza after a week, hio sii 100% profit na tusibishane juu hii ni Biashara nafanya. But you are free to believe whatever you want to believe. If you want to make money in the alcohol business, nirushie 3k ya Chrome quarter, kabej nusu na lanye nikuchanue lakini mtu asiwahi kudanganya eti itawahi kuwa tajiri out of selling alcohol.

[mtadao]

@Kanguthi

Huku shags wenye bar hata wameshukisha bei ya makali inaitwa diamond from 120 100. They are swimming in money, go for it fundi.

Nope, diamond “daya” I buy at sh100 and sell at sh200 by selling in tu quarters.

[Gaines]

@Maize_Combuster

…e Kwanza makali ni 100% profit and i know.

Ukinunua mzinga na ukuje kuuza after a week, hio sii 100% profit na tusibishane juu hii ni Biashara nafanya. But you are free to believe whatever you want to believe. If you want to make money in the alcohol business, nirushie 3k ya Chrome quarter, kabej nusu na lanye nikuchanue lakini mtu asiwahi kudanganya eti itawahi kuwa tajiri out of selling alcohol.

Mtoto wa malaya unataka kusema uko biashara yenye uko sure hutawahi kuwa tajiri? You are either a lying SOB or a dunderhead for continuing to operate a business that won’t help you escape from your hooves eating ways. Usitubebe ujinga…gui

[elJefe]

I am looking to start three GAY sport bars
EXCLUSIVE
Profits I think will be off the roof given the many closeted faggots out here and the niche product on offer
I plan on recruiting active homosexuals as managers cc @Nubia @MTINGIZA_KITANDA & @Gaines
On Wednesdays, we will have DRAG parties for early EXPERIMENTERS cc @cheekbusta @ChifuMbitika

[elJefe]

@elJefe

…I am looking to start three GAY sport bars
EXCLUSIVE
Profits I think will be off the roof given the many closeted faggots out here and the niche product on offer
I plan on recruiting active homosexuals as managers cc @Nubia @MTINGIZA_KITANDA
On Wednesdays, we will have DRAG parties for early EXPERIMENTERS cc @cheekbusta @ChifuMbitika

I am looking at 5M per club.

[Nubia]

@elJefe

…I am looking to start three GAY sport bars
EXCLUSIVE
Profits I think will be off the roof given the many closeted faggots out here and the niche product on offer
I plan on recruiting active homosexuals as managers cc @Nubia @MTINGIZA_KITANDA & @Gaines
On Wednesdays, we will have DRAG parties for early EXPERIMENTERS cc @cheekbusta @ChifuMbitika

Najua matako chafu inauma , you also have a big buttock and small hands , after @WasikA penetrated you , you are not Okey @Weyn

[Nubia]

@elJefe

…

Nubi.a:

…I am looking to start three GAY sport bars
EXCLUSIVE
Profits I think will be off the roof given the many closeted faggots out here and the niche product on offer
I plan on recruiting active homosexuals as managers cc @Nubia @MTINGIZA_KITANDA
On Wednesdays, we will have DRAG parties for early EXPERIMENTERS cc @cheekbusta @ChifuMbitika

I am looking at 5M per club.

After uliharibiwa matako yako and tried conning business umeamua kuwa a full blown fagget , don’t worry motherfucker ntakutia matako chafu na mtu WA jembe

[cortedivoire]

Weka rooms na lanye