how long should one host a guest?

[WuTang]

@mollisleloaded

kama ni wamama pale umejipiga own goal…wanakunywanga ikiwa moto ivo tu

Kuna wengine hata mboga ikiwa kidogo, wanateremsha sembe na chumvi.

[Mrs4thletter]

Watu hapa ni wachoyoo waa! Seriously though unwanted visitors are a pain in the ass, was visited by one once, she wanted to do nothing but sit watch TV and laugh like a lunatic, she didn’t even have respect for my hubby, had told her when baba Nani comes vacate seat x,put all the remotes on the table next to the seat and don’t shout and laugh ovyo ovyo the way you do during the day, she did that only once,the rest of the time, alikua yuajitandaza kwenye hicho kiti ungethani ameshonelewa hapo, my husband was most uncomfortable during her visit eventually I made up a story so my uncle could take her back home. What would piss me off is how she lacked respect for the man of the house.

[vnv]

@Mrs4thletter

Watu hapa ni wachoyoo waa! Seriously though unwanted visitors are a pain in the ass, was visited by one once, she wanted to do nothing but sit watch TV and laugh like a lunatic, she didn’t even have respect for my hubby, had told her when baba Nani comes vacate seat x,put all the remotes on the table next to the seat and don’t shout and laugh ovyo ovyo the way you do during the day, she did that only once,the rest of the time, alikua yuajitandaza kwenye hicho kiti ungethani ameshonelewa hapo, my husband was most uncomfortable during her visit eventually I made up a story so my uncle could take her back home. What would piss me off is how she lacked respect for the man of the house.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

[shocks]

@Mrs4thletter

Watu hapa ni wachoyoo waa! Seriously though unwanted visitors are a pain in the ass, was visited by one once, she wanted to do nothing but sit watch TV and laugh like a lunatic, she didn’t even have respect for my hubby, had told her when baba Nani comes vacate seat x,put all the remotes on the table next to the seat and don’t shout and laugh ovyo ovyo the way you do during the day, she did that only once,the rest of the time, alikua yuajitandaza kwenye hicho kiti ungethani ameshonelewa hapo, my husband was most uncomfortable during her visit eventually I made up a story so my uncle could take her back home. What would piss me off is how she lacked respect for the man of the house.

ungechelewa hio ilikuwa DF inasija

[Pos_i.Don]

@WuTang

Kuna wengine hata mboga ikiwa kidogo, wanateremsha sembe na chumvi.

but kama ni rela unaweza compromise

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@Mrs4thletter

Watu hapa ni wachoyoo waa! Seriously though unwanted visitors are a pain in the ass, was visited by one once, she wanted to do nothing but sit watch TV and laugh like a lunatic, she didn’t even have respect for my hubby, had told her when baba Nani comes vacate seat x,put all the remotes on the table next to the seat and don’t shout and laugh ovyo ovyo the way you do during the day, she did that only once,the rest of the time, alikua yuajitandaza kwenye hicho kiti ungethani ameshonelewa hapo, my husband was most uncomfortable during her visit eventually I made up a story so my uncle could take her back home. What would piss me off is how she lacked respect for the man of the house.

iyo mazoeana ndio sipendi…kuna mwingine alikuja na series zake kwa cd…watching tangu morning…ikifika time ya prime news nakaa kama na beg awekee citizen…nione news …then to make it worse nikiweka news anajifanya ameboeka hadi anaenda kulala…hawa relatives kisirani

[system]

I only pity sick relatives na graduates wenye wanafanya job za hand to mouth hizo zingine.ni hekaya. Nilileta sister ya wife after tumepata mtoi. All she did was get her coochie banged on my sofas and get pregnant. Nilijua ako na mimba by saa sita alikua Makuyu akienda kwao Nyeri.

[Rene_Descartes]

Si relative inalingana ni akiina nani? My bro can camp at my place and there is no problem with that. he is my bro. I dont host random niggas at all.

[system]

@Mrs4thletter

when baba Nani comes vacate seat x,

Hahaha hii imenikumbusha mbali…kiti ya mzee

[steve_mmoja]

spent around 12k within 1 week in Dec: water bill arnd 13 cubic meters, stima sijui ilichotwa na kibuyu wakabeba:63 units

All in all, it was a nice experience

[MISCHIEF]

Watu ni wachoyo apa…mm as long as tunajuana vizuri and yu respect me…kaaa as long as yu want i dont care

[negrowegrow]

wacheni izo. haki so MTU anaweza kusinya. Mi Jamaa nilimzoeasha anakuja tu kula Na kulala mpaka akifika Mapema ananingoja ati nipange za supper. Siku Moja nikakula kwa Hoteli Na nikaja nikiwa gauge ka nimedoze. Jamaa akalala njaa. Kesho yake nikaenda home. Kurudi napata kuna kimelon kiliwanga kwa Keja kimzima amekimanga chote Na kunywa cocoa yote Na sukari. Ilimbidi amehama tu

[system]

@Mrs4thletter

Watu hapa ni wachoyoo waa! Seriously though unwanted visitors are a pain in the ass, was visited by one once, she wanted to do nothing but sit watch TV and laugh like a lunatic, she didn’t even have respect for my hubby, had told her when baba Nani comes vacate seat x,put all the remotes on the table next to the seat and don’t shout and laugh ovyo ovyo the way you do during the day, she did that only once,the rest of the time, alikua yuajitandaza kwenye hicho kiti ungethani ameshonelewa hapo, my husband was most uncomfortable during her visit eventually I made up a story so my uncle could take her back home. What would piss me off is how she lacked respect for the man of the house.

Your hubby must be special guy. Keep up

[sunnymango]

watu wa lakeside hawahesabu hasara ya ati mgeni anakula food etc unlike us kiuks, when i was im kambi they could host their clansmen for months, wewe kiuk ukija na mgeni the next day bibi amekasirika

[Bantu]

Hehehe kuhost hua balaa. iko cuzo nilimhost kuoga kwake ilkua ngori hadi alikua ana nuka, units zina isha unaskia ame nipigia ati Bantu niaje hakuna lights bundle zime isha. Mimi fala na nunua na tuma. Ili siku alivuka mpaka alikunywa Glenfidich yangu mzinga aka maliza, kitu na kunywanga ma miezi kadhaa. Nilimwambia niaje mama ana kuja na mtoi ita bidii umejitoa, kila siku simu ana nipigia ana niuliza kama ame enda arudi na mwambia zii hadi aka choka

[Davidee]

Mi iko cuzo mmoja alikua tu anashinda kwa hao aki browse net yangu alafu anangojea mradi ya food.i knew the guy was watching porno when I was away, but hey nothing wrong with busting a nut.problem came when I found his cum on my towel, hapo nilijua lazima atembee, hio net kwanza niliingia kwa router nikaichokora.

[TopCat]

@vuja de

Unaserve uji moto kwa kikombe ya mabati bila handle

:D:D:D

[zod]

:D:D:D the comments … …

[Slartibartfast]

He he he he! Story za hapa hunibamba sana.

My immediate family can stay indefinitely. I am bachelor so when they visit they treat my place like our home and will help out with stuff and even try to help with the bills… my kid bro is stubborn lakini I know how to deal with him…Anyway, I love having them over.

If you are visiting for a day then I will treat you like royalty.

The rest will depend on how they carry themselves and their importance to me. If they carry their own weight around the house then I can be lenient for up to one week if not then three days maximum.

The trick is to ask them how long they intend to stay when they call or arrive and make sure that they give a definite date so that you can hold them to it (or make up something that would apparently be coming up a day or two after). If they can not understand that you need to budget then fuck their feelings.

Respecting my things is of utmost importance even the seemingly “small” things… I will tell you in the open kama utakasirika ni sawa pia. I sometimes do not see the need for tact.

It is my place and so I will be giving you an exclusive opportunity to appreciate my tastes in entertainment and so when I am around we will mostly WATCH AND LISTEN to what I like… you don’t know … you might discover something new. If I come to your place then I will also expect same treatment and will study your tastes with the eagerness of a first year psychology student.

As for how you get them to leave… hint to them by asking if they will need help packing their things when the date they gave nears/arrives.

[Conservative_dude]

@Davidee

Mi iko cuzo mmoja alikua tu anashinda kwa hao aki browse net yangu alafu anangojea mradi ya food.i knew the guy was watching porno when I was away, but hey nothing wrong with busting a nut.problem came w[SIZE=7]hen I found his cum on my towel[/SIZE], hapo nilijua lazima atembee, hio net kwanza niliingia kwa router nikaichokora.

:D:D:D