I visit my buddy in Eldoret…its been 3yrs since i was there. So tunaenda club imechizisha wakale inajiita Tamasha. We drink alot then my buddy leaves and am left drinking while i seek a potential meat. Club inaelekea kufungwa so naenda kunywa hapo kwa counter. All of a sudden a nice dressed chic come and squeezes between me (she sits on my left) and another drunkard of which i assume was her target. Kidogo kidogo she causes a drama. “Unaniita malaya …? Mimi nakaa malaya wewe?”…i think the guy is a talker and can smell a lanye from 100kms away. Me and other guys around become nosey and try to be captain save a hoe…si tunakuja kutetea huyu dem. This dem is mad coz ameitwa malaya. She opens her wallet which is lined up with a couple of big notes…like 10k…she has 2 expensive looking phones and a Mercedes key. She asks ni malaya mgani anaweza kuwa na pesa kama hiyo kwa wallet, 2 phones and malaya mgani anaendeshanga Mercedes. Hapo hapo Mtingiza Kitanda akajua ako na chance ya kula MILF or Sugar mummy. So si nikaanza kutetea huyo mama…" hata sisi tuko na pesa bro na hatuiti madem malaya umbwa ghaseer wewe"…hivo ndio nilisema. I caught her attention i believe. Soon anamaliza beef na huyo mlevi and she’s interested in knowing me more. After afew more drinks she asks me naishi wapi na naishi na nani. I tell her niko Airbnb 3mins drive from the Tamasha club. She asks me if am a good guy and if she can trust me. I tell her yes asiogope kijanaa. She asks how we will go to my place. I tell her that we will either drive her Mercedes ( she says iko kwa parking) or we drive my jallopy. She asks to see my car keys…1st red flag. We start chatting. Soon anasema anaenda kwa choo arudi. She tells me to watch her drink and her two phones…fine. anaingia choo za ndani ya club and comes back. Her phones and drinks nimezichunga. We keep talking as we drink. Soon again she says anaenda choo but this time za Nje( if you been to Tamasha ni zile choo ziko karibu na parking). This is weird as she wants me to watch her wallet and her car keys (Mercedes). This is 2nd red flag. Who leaves a wallet with cash she was flashing earlier kwa club na anawachia stranger. Nikamwambia abebe wallet but anaweza wacha key yake ya Mercedes. She takes like 45mins before coming back. Am now scared as to her intentions. Naita club personnel and tell her kuna dem ameniwachia key ya Mercedes na harudi…they tell me niziwache incase arudi watampee. I tell her about the wallet incident. They say huyo dem anaweza kuwa tapeli…everything is fishy. They ask me to wait for her. 1hr later anatoka choo anapata niko na 4 club personnel. We ask her afew questions about her behavior…we ask her about her car details. She starts shivering and being defensive. We ask her twende kwa parking lot tuone gari…wadau…my instincts were right. She says that aliwacha gari home and was dropped off by a buddy. Soon she wants to leave and she asks me if she can ride in my car of which i refuse. She is escorted out by club personnel while she is throwing insults for being ássholes. So am suspecting she 1st left her two phones n drinks to get me relaxed and trust her alil bit (ndio niwache drinks zangu pia). 2nd time she wanted to leave the wallet. … …am suspecting angerudi afungue wallet aseme her 50k is missing and am the one who was sitted next to it. Watu wangeamini coz she was flashing the money earlier on. The Mercedes keys i suspect ni stolen keys from jamaa alikula mchele so these keys were to play mind game that nimeangukia dem amejiweza. Her asking me naishi solo ama na mtu was to know kama huko mbele itakuwa ngumu kuniwekea mchele…and her asking to see my car keys was to make sure am a good target. Am bringing hekaya on how my buddy ate mchele in the same Tamasha club. He lost everything. Wadau mjichunge… these people have upped their game. Ukiwa fala utaoshwa ushangae
First mwanamme kama wewe wa kutetea malaya kwa club ndio apate pussy out of sympathy ni SIMP takataka :meffi: So ule mjamaa angepigwa bure ungefurahia?!
Jeeeeeeeeeez!
Unge relax ndio ungejua pia wewe unaweza tingiziwa kitanda ubaki mkundu wazi kama uwesmakei
Bro i didn’t know she was on a mission. Well dressed up, 2 expensive phones, cash in wallet, a Mercedes Benz key…i swear if you are not really smart utaingia kwa trap. I will never judge a mchele gang victim. Those women are sleek as fuak
Typic bait and switch. Works wonders but mzuri your instincts kicked in.
If I were you though, I’d have taken the 10k kulipishia wale wanaume amewekea mchele
Uliponea.
No woman goes to the ladies without her bag/purse if she’s carrying one, unless in the company of a very trusted friend.
No woman will trust a total stranger with her phone or money, and vanish for an hour
Only a crazy person would leave a car at home and carry the keys to show off.
Only a very stupid or a very dangerous person kicks up a fracas in a club if hanging out alone
She probably had an accomplice in the club watching you all the time, unknown to you.
She must have had an accomplice. Her wallet and keys were a trap. And if that didnt entice the jamaa, then maybe sex. We’ve all gone out with women. Which one goes to the loo for an hour??
In our earlier conversation she said that the car was at the parking lot and she was fine if we drive either her car or mine and leave on in the parking. After we confronted her when she took a long bathroom break ndio akasema gari aliwacha home. The story changed. Hiyo ningeitana walai. Thank God am not so dumb and my antennas were high up
What you didn’t know is that she wasn’t alone. She had “watchers” nearby. She was the decoy to hook you up. Happens alot Kifaru na Umoja HB. Never entertain poko you a club
It’s even possible the unusual long times in the loo were times when she was updating her crew, so that they’d follow you the moment you left together. She could also have had another phone hidden away–zile aliwacha labda ni za kukuweka ukimgoja tu.
