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Considering you two knuckle heads are the ones having nouns affiliated to scholary dictate,could you mind helping me mark this exam.
i.e* denotes the answer given.

Q1… In which battle did Napoleon die?

  • his last battle.

Q2… Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

  • at the bottom of the page.

Q3… River Ravi flows in which state?

  • liquid

Q4… What is the main reason for divorce?

  • marriage

Q5… What is the main reason for failure?

  • exams

Q6… What can you never eat for breakfast?

  • Lunch & dinner

Q7… What looks like half an apple?

  • The other half

Q8… If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

  • Wet

Q9… How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

  • No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

  • You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?

  • Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Asande sana.

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Opinion yako hatuwezi kuichukua na uzito wowote,c wewe na punda za limuru mnafanana?,shuleni mnaenda kibarua,kusoma hamuwezi.
So in as much as you got those opinions, be advised and keep them to your dumb self goatface.

dont you find this retarded?
no matter how many times you recycle a fart it still stinks

Kwani leo ni Throwback Sunday and nobody told me. This is the third ‘tired jokes post’ am coming across in only 10 minutes of logging in.

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Mimi sijawai isoma. It’s new to me. Wenye mmesoma you can just move on to the next thread and quit whinging.

but you dont seem to be tickled by it.
You seem more pissed by our whining

I had liked it before ya’ll suki lalas invaded the comments section;)

Well done. You may now proceed to class eight jokes.

hii si niliona whatsapp -_-


mtu anisaidie na kamusi nitafute maana ya whinging


Kwani ni shopping list umeweka?

ni Meaning list

This is a hate speech


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