Have you ever been arrested?

leta hekaya

in due time

hii haitawahi fika.

some hekayas are better off swept under the carpet and left there for eternity

Mimi nimeshikwa mara kaa tatu,i don even knu which hekeya i shld give.:frowning:

  1. Back at home - nilishikishwa na mzaye,spent 5 days in a cell
  2. Mtaani - Neva used to pay my County council permit ,nilikuwa nazi forge.nikaangukiwa siku moja
  3. Found a cop harassing a neighbour who had a pub, nikaingililia and i later found myself begging in a cell.

But out of all these ,sijaikanyanga court room.

never mess with Kanjo, those guys are brutal, afadhali utumishi kwa wote mnaweza negotiate kiasi

I was nearly arrested in town,nikapiga kamsa like a honey badger which in my thought might have made the plain clothes police think they were dealing with a lunatic hence minded their own business.After going back to the hostel I couldn’t help smile but at the same time wondered what would have happened if they took me.

I thought my friends would get me out without me needing to involve my family members who were very far away. But then I realized my friends were ineffective. So, on day two I called a close relative, who pulled a few strings and I was released.

According to regulars, it’s part of cell culture and apparently it was ‘proven’ by the fact that on court day, the guy was remanded and told the alternative was to pay 5m bond

It’s was just literally night photography within an institution of learning (of which I was a member). But the illiterate security guys, who thought in the context of their cheap phone cameras, could not understand how someone could be practicing photography at night. So it appeared I was a security threat and had to be taken in for further questioning by CID

I was arrested for stubbing a bouncer with a rusted dagger hapo Simba wells Meru , 1 was 20 then, luckily ilikuwa soft tissue injuries , I was realised the next day after kutolewa kitu kidogo na hiyo stori ika kalas hivyo

@introvert hebu kuom na TATA u STAB huyu jamaa then umu RELEASE .

Hehehe…
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Wueeh… Hii design?
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Hehehe kumbe wewe ni jangili ya kawaida tu

While drinking a pal, went out to receive a call, coincidentally after some two minutes I saw a call from my mother, I stepped out to find my pal in a brawl with two guys, I joined in promptly tuka wanyuka until one produced a pistol, tulipigwa machain baada ya kutii amri, the two cops started laughing wakisema ‘nyinyi ni wanaume, mnapiga sirikali!!’ We parted with all the cash in our pockets, after apologising profusely while being slapped countless times, and it was the end of our night drinking, a third friend who was with our drinks laughed at us after we told him what had transpired and paid our taxi back home.

those calls are made sparingly. after all options including bribing fail

@Luther12 Leta hekaya [SIZE=1]nakuchokoza tu[/SIZE]

Hehe…Mine is a rather mundane existence. Haven’t been that adventurous.

you were busy reading when most people were out being naughty , I thank you for that , who would we ask the questions we ask you if you weren’t ’ unadventurous

Leave alone being arrested, being hand cuffed is also a very upsetting experience. Once while starting my drinking experience I knocked out some kiherehere drunkard in a pub and by coincidence cops were in the vicinity. We were hand cuffed, nilijitetea speedy and luckily the bouncer whom I used to buy a drink once in a while put in a few good words for me nikaachiliwa kabla lorry ifike kubeba watu ki @introvert style.

Hehe…indeed.

Was arrested kwa cham huko murram in school uni and i had sneaked! Got to that station fortunately my aunt was a karao hapo…was asked my names and the cop saw my second name akaniuliza wewe ni kijana ya so and so…nikajibu ndio, nikaambiwa kama NV keti paleeee--------> no cellphones hizo siku bt she lived hapo kwa police line wakatumana akaitwa akanitoa and luckily i had not taken hiyo chuara ilinipeleka huko! Shes a polite one, akaniambia you know if your dad hears about this atakuua…we went kwake nikakula since nilikuwa nime sneak i had to sneak back to school. I was lucky i dint spend a night kwa hiyo cell and my dad never found out about it!