Teacher:“Who is the
President of Kenya?”
Children:“RailaOdinga”
Teacher:“Correct, and the
Minister of Defence?”
Children:" Anyang’ Nyong’o"
Teacher:“Correct. What is
the capital city of
Kenya?”
Children:“kisumu”
Teacher:“Very good, and who composed
the
National Anthem?”
Children:“Size 8”
Teacher:“Excellent. What
do you call people from
Moscow?”
Children:“Mosquitoes.”
Teacher:“Perfect. How
much is 2 + 5?”
Children:“25.”
Teacher:“That’sgreat,
you’re going to be stupid like this until
your
government increases my salary!”