Guka's Grand Return...................

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After two weeks of recuperation and a short hijirah to the City of Jerusalem, to walk in the footsteps of the mythical Jesus to please my priest (he’ll say misa ya wafu at my funeral after all), I have been declared as fit as a fiddle.

BP sasa ni 137/86 - fairly good for my age.

[SIZE=6]SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AM BACK![/SIZE]

Truth be told, I was never that away. Nimekuwa nawacheki kisnipasnipa hivi.

In any event, I want to award the FieldMarshal Award for to the following, who in my absence were epic:

i) There is a guy who, when asked to caption a picture of Raila, Kibaki and Moi, without missing a step wrote: “Two and a Half Men”.

That made me laugh in my hosi bed mpaka the bedpan had to be brought chap chap. Any way, they had to change the sheets.

ii) The guy who posted the Salgaa Trailer Accident.
You know, I was expecting to see the usual mundane accident pixs by the Mombasa chokora. Waaaah, kumbe the headline had a twist in the tail! To enjoy the video, watch each participant ALONE. First the donkey, then the guy. EPIC. Thanks to the guy who posted.

iii) Thirdly, I want to thank the Mombasa chokora cum driver cum whatever. You never disappoint. Keep it up.

iv) During my recuperation, I had time to read the hekayeahs of the likes of @kush yule mnono. You guys too deserve major awards. You are the lifeblood and oxygen of this site.

LASTLY, and on a much sadder note, I WISH TO EXPRESS MY DISAPPOINTMENT WITH THE @admin/MODS OF THIS SITE. SERIOUSLY, RUNNING A SITE MEANS MORE THAN THE FACT THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO CODE FOR, and register, IT (START IT).

A MOD/Admin should be:

  • Mature.
  • Tolerant.
  • Wise.

This kiddishness of calling yourself sijui yourself sijui Site Sponsor, New Villager, Mbirrioonaire…sasa huu ni utoto gani? And then exchanging insults with villagers - how then are you going to regulate the site when you are rolling in the same mud? This is beyond juvenile. Compared to the late Wanderi, it makes this site very, very, very childish.

Please grow up, or else…OR ELSE…

HAVING SAID THAT, I WISH YOU ALL HAPPY CELEBRATIONS OF MY RETURN.

You are free to like this as many times as you can.

ASANTENI SANA.

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The MIT

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TYCOONEWS
Truck driver
And now
Mombasa chokora.
Mbona sir God hakuskia maombi yetu?

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Wacha nikuachie hii hapa just in case. Naona nusa matusi zikikuom

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In your absence, we have started tear gassing stubborn old men like you.

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WAZIWAZI GUKA…JU YA HAYO KAMANENO…NAJUA UNA COMPILE KAHEKAYA VILE UMEKUWA NA NURSE ANAKAA VERA NAUKA DRY FRY UKIWA HOSI…NANGOJA SANA

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Guka kwani unafanya kazi daily nation?

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@FieldMarshal CouchP while you were away @uwesmake had two wet dreams and he saw George Bush smoking weed with Rod-man…(i did not understand it). Please give your insight.

http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/vision-or-dream-or-trance-saidieni.23068/

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and the way i prayed,i am dissapointed but next time i have faith it will be final

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Kwa nini?

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Your writing skills are great for a man your age.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha @Alchemist. I am sorry for being so modest (ahem!) but I am prolly the most intelligent person you’ll never meet. That’s why I am The MIT.

(It helps, of course, that nilisoma when masomo ilikuwa kusoma, sio eit-fo-fooooo!)

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I am glad you are back. And keep off from drama please.

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niaje?

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Hii condoo na ile upussy yote imejazana kichwani hajafikisha 40 yrs

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I had already ordered for the funeral program to be prepared, but since you made it alive - Werocome back!![SIZE=1]*ululating[/SIZE]

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ule bwana yako sahau alitusi guka aje huko klost?he he he,hio vita ilikuwa personal

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Kuka,i think u missed one hekaya, thou later discover by the Ttalk CSIs ilikuwa Ctrl C+ Ctrl V from some social sites…Ilichekesha pia::::where a dude offered a nurse his cum instead of urine.

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The guy who posted the Salgaa Trailer Accident.
Tafadhali nisambazieni hii Rink teke teke, Azanteni

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hio vita ilikuwa epic,siwezi kutana na talker hata na dawa