Guka Removes Rust.................

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Hotspot: Craver’s Bar & Restaurant, Kamangu near Lussiggeti.

Date: 23/12/2015.

Target Identified: A 22-year old dirty titties of Gikambura, with big sister.

Mission Objective: Operation Toa Kutu.

Strategy: Identify, Isolate, Intoxicate and Inseminate (Toa Kutu).

Platforms: The Beast Gukaporter, Mpesa, and farifari.

Operatonal status as of 24/12/2015: Target isolated and intoxicated. All strategies and platforms deployed to great effect. Mission Toa Kutu accomplished.

Guka is now like a brand new second hand. Mid-raif crisis no more.

MORAL OF THE STORY: THIS IS THE SEASON FOR GIVING. GIVE A RANDOM STRANGER SOME SPERMS - JESUS DIED FOR US.

[SIZE=6]MERRY XMAS YOU SERRE VINYANGARIKAS. [/SIZE]

[john_doe]

Good for you old man

[Ice_Cube]

oil change = done

Next service = after 12 months

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Ice, am now a confirmed sponsor. In 12 months nitakuwa kwa gazeti - I will be the old creep who strangled his 23-year old MWK with a bedsheet…kama yule jamaa wa Umoinner or whatever…

[Pos_i.Don]

merry christmasshttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/i4FuPdMskeI/maxresdefault.jpg

[kalel]

4I klub…Identify, Isolate, Intoxicate, Inseminate… niko kwa the third I…,…tis the season for giving…

[Ice_Cube]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Ice, am now a confirmed sponsor. In 12 months nitakuwa kwa gazeti - I will be the old creep who strangled his 23-year old MWK with a bedsheet…kama yule jamaa wa Umoinner or whatever…

haha you are lucky your fingerprints no longer resemble the ones that were put into government records pre-independence. No need for gloves buddy infact they may be matching someone else’s what are the chances

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Sasa Ice and the way I was thinking you were fighting my corner? Ha ha ha ha ha, serre!

[danji1]

Kutu will return soon, get yourself more lube applicators.

[Mathaais]

@Ice_Cube

haha you are lucky your fingerprints no longer resemble the ones that were put into government records pre-independence. No need for gloves buddy infact they may be matching someone else’s what are the chances

Guka’s fingers must be worn out smooth by now, especially the ones he uses to guide his limp deek into a young puthy.

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Hotspot: Craver’s Bar & Restaurant, Kamangu near Lussiggeti.

Date: 23/12/2015.

Target Identified: A 22-year old dirty titties of Gikambura, with big sister.

Mission Objective: Operation Toa Kutu.

Strategy: Identify, Isolate, Intoxicate and Inseminate (Toa Kutu).

Platforms: The Beast Gukaporter, Mpesa, and farifari.

Operatonal status as of 24/12/2015: Target isolated and intoxicated. All strategies and platforms deployed to great effect. Mission Toa Kutu accomplished.

Guka is now like a brand new second hand. Mid-raif crisis no more.

MORAL OF THE STORY: THIS IS THE SEASON FOR GIVING. GIVE A RANDOM STRANGER SOME SPERMS - JESUS DIED FOR US.

[SIZE=6]MERRY XMAS YOU SERRE VINYANGARIKAS. [/SIZE]

:D:D:D:D A merry one to you too guka.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Thanks Luther12. Ubarikiwe (na watoto wengi!!!) ushangae!

[hakimoto]

.Identify, Isolate, Intoxicate,
Inseminate… …dispose!!!

[Randy]

Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I’ve been using money.merry Christmas.

[Ice_Cube]

@kalel

4I klub…Identify, Isolate, Intoxicate, Inseminate… niko kwa the third I…,…tis the season for giving…

haha nice one I will hang this in my house should be my mantra

[Meria_Mata]

Giant na thigûkû njema guks na uhoe mundu uchio rîngî na rîngî

[Meria_Mata]

Giant na thigûkû njega guks na uhoe mundu uchio rîngî na rîngî

[Guru]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Hotspot: Craver’s Bar & Restaurant, Kamangu near Lussiggeti.

Date: 23/12/2015.

Target Identified: A 22-year old dirty titties of Gikambura, with big sister.

Mission Objective: Operation Toa Kutu.

Strategy: Identify, Isolate, Intoxicate and Inseminate (Toa Kutu).

Platforms: The Beast Gukaporter, Mpesa, and farifari.

Operatonal status as of 24/12/2015: Target isolated and intoxicated. All strategies and platforms deployed to great effect. Mission Toa Kutu accomplished.

Guka is now like a brand new second hand. Mid-raif crisis no more.

MORAL OF THE STORY: THIS IS THE SEASON FOR GIVING. GIVE A RANDOM STRANGER SOME SPERMS - JESUS DIED FOR US.

[SIZE=6]MERRY XMAS YOU SERRE VINYANGARIKAS. [/SIZE]

:D:D:D:D:D
merry xmas

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Merry Xmas @Guru na @Meria Mata.

Guru, resolve to post virgin threads next year! This site would be boring were it not for the likes of Mata…

[Guru]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Merry Xmas @Guru na @Meria Mata.

Guru, resolve to post virgin threads next year! This site would be boring were it not for the likes of Mata…

No. 1 kijiji resolution