Grammar Nazi...I need your help

I need someone with impeccable grammar to help me fix something. Kama uko poa inbox…

@uwesmake unatakikana apa

aki please…hii si joke

Woiyeeee uyo ndo ameiva osungu apa

This is lola’s boyfie trying to catch mafisi
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/51d86680e4b03f5ac28eb1ba/t/54919cb9e4b0c7f5bb5600e0/1418828985794/trap.jpg

Am rily good but I would fancy we meet physically, unifanyishe interview tukionana, particularly kwako ;).

gashui @gashwin

Why not inbox me yourself and see whether my contribution will be of help to you…

Sawa sisto. Am here.

this is kawambui

@aviator is an english teacher, she (he) be might of great help hapo kwa grammar but about impeccability, yours truly is ready to assist.

No, this is @carbon.

whats the difference?

We inbox you what??fafanua tukuelewe…we dont have impeccable English but we have good English…

Google indexing kicked that other handle out during the vernal equinox .

@aviator unanikana?
my british is far way too beyond impeceable

No difference whatsoever… @kawambui Carbonated from muthicanugu

come clear please eg say i have an editing job this big or i have this proposal this big i’d like refined etc

@Fala 12 thanks for the compliment…

ukinipromise dryfry

Hata mimi nimekukomplimenti…
Haujacheki hapo chini?