Chakula ya mbwa
Stop hogging like a wild boar, you shameless filthy swine
ukiwa bibi hii ni two hot slaps for attempted poisoning with geh food
That’s why I ain’t your wife. Tafuta mwenye utaslap coz Mimi ukinislap nitakupeleka Sayuni. So that I can eat whatever I want whenever. A friend came over and did me some shopping akaleta the biggest cornflakes packet. I usually don’t eat cornflakes because of the sodium quantity but what to do when a friend buys some for you?
This monkey is too cute 
Filthy stinking swine
That’s your dad right there, so who are you?
this is my dad
Amazing how a polite discussion about a breakfast menu can quickly degenerate into a rude exchange of unpleasantries in here ..
Whatever happened to civility and good manners ..??
I went to an Indian restaurant for lunch. Ever had Fenugreek chicken?Ignore the haters. I’ve blocked them already.
The same thing I used to do when Mum brought me Breakfast Oats ( ..which I hated …) to ensure I was eating "healthy" …
Blend and use them as “breading” whenever you fry Fish Fillets or Chicken Drumsticks..
Great idea but would cornflakes work? Btw it was a male ‘friend’ who bought them with a whole carton of milk. I love tea so the milk is welcome but the huge cornflakes,my girlfriends would never buy bcz we re all trying to eat healthy. But I can’t look a gift horse in the mouth now can I? He also bought potatoes and cooking oil . Yaani men really like junk food. I’ll be eating fries and cornflakes in the coming days !
Have Astronauts been to the moon… ??
Indian , Authentic African and Brazilian are my go-to destinations ..
I guess I had too much European and Chinese in my European immigrant days.
Oats mpaka uwe connoisseur for you to enjoy it, some oat milk, cinnamon, some bananas and honey if needed, a pinch of salt and it’s really tasty.
They are really good on the blood sugar
Umeinoki ehhhh
Cc: @Lionheart :
Idea :
Invite me and @Lionheart over for a “food-fest” (..I will also act as a good behavior chaperone..!!
..)
I will bring along my mandoline to slice the potatoes , gram flour , your cornflakes and spices to jazz things up.
https://youtube.com/shorts/hZtW7j5_sHU?feature=shared
And in no time at all …
Bhajias with a savory Yogurt based sauce for accompaniment ..!!