Gone in 60secs.

A malicious local bitch that I had temporarily cohabited and did all the unthinkable with went MIA with my gas cylinder yesterday. NB:we had ended it amicably.

So came back from a small hustle and decided some ugali and sukumawiki must land in my stomach. Turning on the gas cooker, no . I had refilled it just the other day, I thought it’s a faulty connection since I had not yet cooked with it. On opening the kitchen ground cabinet that hosts the gas cylinder, nothing. Wadau I swear my eyes became teary. First thought :the house was broken into. I quickly checked a man’s main item of concern, laptop check, mini home theater check, certs check.,at least a sigh of relief there.

Thought for a while then nikaenda kuuliza the gatekeeper of any suspicious activity
GATEKEEPER :Kijana yangu si bibi yako ndio ametoka na hiyo mtungi hapa.
ME :bibi mgani? Niliowa lini? Nani alikuambia ni bibi yangu?
I nearly skinned the guy.

Went back to the kitchen and counter checked the empty space, I asked God, WHY ALWAYS
ME? I had just refilled the gas 2000=/, hiyo haniumi sana, lakini gas cylinder+refilling again seven thousand seveen thousannnd!! na hii uchumi natoa wapi impromptu.

Anyway later last night I rushed to Njoroges Akanisort makaa gunia nusu and an old jiko, I ate supper around 12pm. Saa hii moshi ina ni choke hapa tangu2.35 na karice kamekataa kuiva.

B. T.W tried calling her since yesterday she’s not receiving calls. Got her sister’s number from a friend. she told me they don’t have my gas cylinder and they have relocated to an undisclosed location.

:D:D:D:DPole mse umerudishwa stone age na hiyo makaa. Hii imeniuwa. Njoro apewe kadrink.

Masahibu. Boy child ni kusurvive.

Jiko maan si hata stove ni afadhali


He he he, ati iliuliza watchie ulioa lini?


Kunguru unafyeka na huko nje sio kupeleka kwa nyumba. I don’t know why something so simple escapes many men.

:D:D:D:D, hata sijui Mbona na cheka

But why would one steal a gas cylinder and leave laptop which is lighter and easy to hide? Pole lakini

Lakini hio sio fault ya @uwesmake, lady of the house akitoka na kifaa ya jikoni hafai kuulizwa

Hehe pole

Napangia kastove asap

This is funny but still utapata pole

You told her to take the pole, she took the pole and the cylinder.

ahahahahaha… aki pole though. She also did the unthinkable on you and robbed you.
By the way…alibeba cylinder iko na gas with no assistance whatsoever? she must have muscle.wueeh :eek::eek:

Hehe yeah just because he’s been seeing the lady around most times ali assume ni wife, so no questions asked when she left with it .

Hii ni kesi rahisi sana,tafuta a cop friend apeane threats za robbery na kulala ndani uone vile cylinder itregeshwa by supper time

Hiyo most likely alipeleka kwa wale watu wa INSTANT LOAN akapewa elfu ka tatu alafu akajipa shughli.

Nikimpata I must ask ,but laptop ilikuwa bedroom and I had locked.