Githurai Airport. Review

So leo nimetoka kuwatch mechi ya Man shitty Vs West ham pale Githurai 45 Airport.

Location.
Its a hard place to get to kama uko na gari since service lane hushinda imefungwa na matatu, hawkers na wezi.

Drinks na food.
The place has some ok food from street vendors. Na most ni kikuyu fast foods. Like waru moto, kanyama, thufu, mitura

Atmosphere
The atmosphere is lit. U really feel alive in this place. As kuko na energy na vibe esp on a weekend

And last but no least Lanye
Sijui nani alidanganya elders ati lanyes huku hukuambia mwende shot. For the most part the women here will 100% ignore you unless u buy them something.

Ni majamaa husaka malanye. I sat next to 2 lanyes nikiwatch mpira and apart from 1 guy who tried his luck with 300 (walikatalia 500). They will not even glance ur way.

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Mbudget. Nilitumia 850 to and fro plus drinks. Na some dishi. Hii findio i was just enjoying balozi while senior elder was getting rap dance from lanye for paying school fees for mtoto wa deadbeat @SchIongGiver

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Haikuwa uongo. Maybe walikuona wakasema kuna venye huyu anakaa maskini

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The notorious @cortedivoire is typing.

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Place kama hii if unadai lanye hakuna ule atasema buy drink first. Go straight to the point, shot ni how much. Start negotiating immediately. Usilipe more than 150. Most lanye wako Kwa corridor leading to rooms. Don’t approach waitress. Hao wako na mind games na ni sumbua sana. Thank me later

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Meffi

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Sir, you’re too predictable. You love sex too much.

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You guys overhype a shit hole

Hii ni baze ya chokora, makanga,wezi, ma lawyer, ma jambazi, na takataka zote

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Boss kwa nini umeweka our learned crooks pamoja na riffraff.

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Shitty Airport View is not worthy to be disected by elders. Unless you are a perennial pervet for low key hoes.

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That’s the exact demographic my good man.

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Nice review…still won’t visit the place though unless niko na mbogi ya kwenda nayo kuona whats cooking in there

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How did your phone survive there?

The one with the best access is Airport westland iko hapo before kahawa west ukitoka 44, na pia kuna ingine airport iko karibu na uncle sam. Hiyo za hapo 45 kwa raunda iko place mbaya sana

Hii picha ya tatu, kwani ukiorder mayai boilo wanakupikia na meko kwa meza yako?

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That place is a disgusting shithole, ya’ll hype sewers holes as if they are goldmines. That place is yuck!

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Ktalk mnaringa sana.

Mtu anaishi kahawa fukara na anadiss 45

Are u not aware everyone in nairobi:
Uses water provided by nairobi water
Use stima provided kplc
We use the same roads
Tunadinya madame almost the same
Tulisoma 8-4-4 moja

Sasa juu uko na 200k na mimi niko na 12k u think tuko different ati uko superior.

Buda tukizikwa mchanga ni ile ile. If u cant sit and enjoy a cold one next to ur country man wewe ni mweffi

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Uliona GenZ wakiuza senyeste? Saw somewhere ati wamejaa huko wanakinda senye 1-chwani

Yup, as a matter of fact I’m rich and my standards are too high to visit a stinking hell hole like that place. Ata nikizikwa kwa mchanga Ile Ile, it doesn’t matter, there’s no way I’d fuck in that hell hole, Nitusi vile unataka you have your own standards,eyeroll I have mine, lol.

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Niliskia jamaa fulani ako na 300 bado alinyimwa.

Dame alisema punch.

Once the nigga left. The 2 lanyes giggled ati huyo msee anakaa wa kukawia alafu akatae kulipa.

Lanyes are spoilt for choice mehn. Masimps ni wengi.

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