Girlfriend mistakes

girlfriend comes over, tuka watch movie then she wants to touch the D, then anasema ametosheka.Nimekasirika aje!

hio ni upusss


we, kama nyinyi hamna gf’s mnyamaze.Gay niggers be hating.


The gay is you. She was initiating things but your gay mind was too dumb to get the clue on whats going on

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nigga your dick too small…akaona humpeleki mahali…fanya hivi…tafta mti inaitwa Euphorbia…ile inakaa cactus inatoa maziwa maziwa ikikatwa…paka hiyo milk kwa mboro ifure kidogo…next time youll fare better…thimble dick nigga

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Some tricks nazo


Everything about this thread :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D DEAD!

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:D:D:D jinga kapsa

This thread reminds me of something close but unrelated, last month had this neighbor girl come over to my place to hang out, so she found me watching a documentary on NatGeo, sat down, small talk nini nini, then she asks me kama nina “Pwani” in reference to Pwani TV my perverted mind heard “Porn”. I concluded in my mind Jackpot! Told her why of course I have it with a sheepish smile. Went to my bedroom, took out my laptop and found a porn clip and set it in play. On seeing it she burst out laughing akiniambia that is not not what she wanted later clarified on the Pwani TV bit. was very embarrassed,… but not for very long :smiley:



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hahaha all the while I had this sheepish smile while still wondering how the fuck have I just been blindsided. How did I miss all those hints (if there were any)

The good mistakes. The thought that you might have done that on purpose definitely crossed her mind.

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lol im still laughing. Couldn’t you have taken a minute to ask her to repeat herself? I mean, was that a request you were expecting or …?

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haha my actions betrayed my perverted self that is hidden under a gentlemanly demeanour sigh

Me likey all the same. Thats a hilarious one.

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