GEN Z's Lanyes

What happened to standards as hookers,especially the online dating type, there used to be a time when nilikuwa naingia pale Tinder naona mali safi we settle for a price , I get the bitch cab to my place, bitch akifika ata kama sura inaweza kuwa inje atleast unaona manzi amepiga luku fitty, amejipodoa fitty in short manzi put some effort or at least she tried. Hawa malanye genz ni bure kabisa happened twice in quick succession recently,The latest one ni manzi wa JKUAT, fine ting spring chicken kitu 20yrs old, nachukulia manzi ride tu my residencey manzi anashuka mbali kiasi instead of kwa gate nasema it’ s alright am a gentleman to my bitches wacha nishuke nitoke niendee manzi, kufika naona manzi amedunga crocs na baggy jeans, mimi yaani for the 3 yrs nimeishi penye naishi watu wanajua nakulanga mali safi leo wananiona na dame amedunga kama hobo

Season 5 No GIF by The Office
Ata kama ni fashion you want to dress like playboy carti, siku ya mechi jaribu kiasi, na going forward jambass should order the formation of Lanyes Association Of Kenya (LAOK) where each lanye should register hii mambo ya free market hapana then LAOK should be over seen by a KEBS like bureau lets say LAOK bureau of standards(LAOKBS) that should set standards and set rules of engagements, Jambass can also tax this group hence meeting the new IMF guidelines of increasing the tax base.

Mwingine naye alikuja usiku wa manene around 10p.m na slippers na tracksuit nikasema haisoro maybe amedanganyana anaenda duka kumbe amukuja mechi .

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Siku Moja uta wekewa mchele Keja ifangiliwe yote. Urudi Kijiji hivi

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Wanakijij waliacha lanye

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The youngsters feel nothing! And they are very entitled… kwanza hiyo maneno ya Uber hunibore sana, what happened to public transport? Then they want take out food.

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pia wewe uko petty..

ni usiku..mbona unataka an impression

what really matters to me is how she looks without the clothes…

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what matters is how she looks without the clothes..

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Mungu baba asaidie nisijipate hapo

Scared God Help GIF

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Hapana standards have to be maintained kitambo ata 3a.m manzi atacladi fitty, she is not dressing to be seen by the public, but she is dressing for me

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sai market ni mbaya, shukuru haikuwa catfish, dont know who lied to fat single mothers that men can erect for anything, unapata picha mzuri but akifika unapata ni jitu limenona hadi mapua.

mimi niliapa am never fucking a fat old woman

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Kama ule lanye uliokotanga wines and spirits?

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Hapana huyo alikuwa on point plus it was cold approach , bana kuna mwingine nilitoa Zimmerman juzi, even paid for an Uber , sikufurahia matokeo when she arrived

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Harufu ama sura?

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Ulikula?
Kama hukukula did you pay her off? Juu najua lanye haezi kubali kuja all the way na usimlipe. Hawa watu hukuanga na drama za kipuzi sana.

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hii upuzi ya kulipia lanye uber mlitoa wapi??

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Ndio nashangaa.

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I had seen her Whatsapp updates , nilifikiria nimeangukia soft brown skin kumbe ni filters, nilitomba though because body wise she was on point

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Sura ilikuwa ya nyamgondo

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Niliachana na blind dates, lazima we meet up kwanza then I decide kama anakulika.

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Tuko na mashughuli mingi

aint nobody got time for that GIF

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