Once upon a time in December 2017, my close cuzo had a big fight with his wife. Cuzo anaitwa Mike.
Mike alikua anakamua kunguru. Ikajulikana na wife. Huyu wife niwale wajinga. I had warned cuzo of this silly woman akiwa anamdate akalenga! The wife is the true definition of drama queen. Kinapendanga confrontation na mucene mingi. I avoid them like a pleague.
She decided to call and text that kunguru of Mike. Then it seemed it wasn’t enough she went with her sisters to look for that bitch to beat her up. Then she forwarded the texts messages that Mike had been sending the kunguru after kuchukua screen shots kwa whatsapp group ya family… huff the real drama!!
Then akatoroka kwao :D:D!! The whole of Dec hols alikua Nyandarua akikula cabbages… Njaanuary came knocking akarudi! Sasa akasema she’ll sort that kunguru once and for all so that Mike can’t reach her no more…
In her village, there is another reach mbirrionaire doctor in his late thirties who is a senior bachelor. The doc is a distant relative as well!! :D:D. This doc is a real fisi. He loves poosey like a fat kid loves cake!
Akapea doctor number ya kunguru aingizwe box awachane kisumbua Mike. Doctor ika kamua from January halafu ikawacha kunguru end of March… Kunguru ikakumbuka iko Mike, akarudishia Mike slices from April.
Lakini nduru za kuaminika kutoka the land of cabbages is that the good doctor is having mdudu big time!!
Sasa the wife has found out that Mike and Kunguru are back and it is probable the doctor infected the lady, there is also probable cause to belive that Mike is also in the mix of it. The chances of her being infected by Mike cannot be ruled out! She is stressed out like hell!! She is cursing the day she hooked the doctor with the kunguru!!
So you see ladies, the Chinese were right when they said when you embark on revenge, dig two graves!!
Khang’uer! !
Luwere!!