From the kunguru point of view

Irregardless · January 30, 2021, 2:34pm

https://nation.africa/kenya/life-and-style/saturday-magazine/my-story-i-fell-for-a-love-con-and-this-is-what-he-taught-me-3274300

Notice she doesn’t express even the slightest tinge of remorse over possibly wrecking homes during her heyday with trips, dinners and whatnot.
Meanwhile the Ghanaian gets flak for beating her at her own game.
This gender…

Vinnywaf · January 30, 2021, 3:07pm

Summary mzae, tuko tei hatuna time ya kuclick

Baresi · January 30, 2021, 3:12pm

Akanyal krik

Kemoi · January 30, 2021, 3:41pm

Mwanaume_Pochi · January 30, 2021, 3:55pm

I saw this woman on a TV show called dada it’s on KBC…yeye si kunguru she just got taken advantage by this west african men who come to kenya…some of it is her fault because our kenyan girls kwanza yeye ni mkamba mwenzangu fall head over heels for this guy’s and don’t even think straight

thesavage · January 30, 2021, 11:25pm

Kunguru ni kunguru hata ufanye nini. Just accept. Nothing unaweza fanya even now atarukia mwengine tu on first impulse.

Koonus · January 30, 2021, 11:56pm

Agree, just accept.

Sambamba · January 31, 2021, 12:31am

This is her… Skiza 3.00
Kunguru sugu hii

Micymas · January 31, 2021, 12:42am

hatukrik rinks. Peleka virus kwenu

Irregardless · January 31, 2021, 1:50am

Ati she was a ‘jumpy gal…’
Hivyo ndivyo kunguru hujaribu ku-airbrush upoko

Micymas · January 31, 2021, 2:08am

She just wanted some big ol firimbi dick from true negroes isipokuwa akashika mimba

Haiwesekani · January 31, 2021, 4:33am

You want to run (and fly) around with married potbellied jurassic moneybags & go on to get perplexed when you’re pumped, filled & dumped, having met them at your construction company work place.
Seeing as you’re still pretty, and seeking a simp to father-figure your litter from your prior trysts, you hook yourself up to some two-face sweet talking foreigner from a nation of confidence cons (who fits this bill in every possible way - if how he lived off her is a pointer).
The con pumps & fills you up so as to feel “on top of things” in the family front, and after chameleon’s second delivery, you go on to finance his departure from the country and sell off even your furniture because he’s coming back for you…having prior financed his existence entirely on the strength of his sweetness & “gentlemanly” behaviour…and perhaps the length of his foreskin too.
After 6 months of air promises from your departed con, you wake up to it & go to town with your little sob story. I don’t know if it’s sympathy or payment you want for it, and from who.

Diagnosis: run-of-the-mill kunguru who thought she’d have her cake & eat it, but couldn’t…is now a singo matha of two mismatched litter, who’s dads are a permanent no-show because one is hidden behind an insurmountable mountain of cash & the other a simping foreign confidence con. With baggage like that, no one man will be keen to extend his interest beyond a roll in the hay with her, despite her best efforts to pool as many potentials around her via her corporate training hustle. “All men are dogs” is her mantra, moving forward. Acute kunguritis.

Prognosis: A clueless retinue of really bad choices who can’t be helped. A wholly “made” terminal kunguru, an eff & dump kum receptacle. Her only possible avenue of redemption is if her kids turn out to be something…wish her well in that respect.

Baresi · January 31, 2021, 5:13am

Haiwesekani:

You want to run (and fly) around with married potbellied jurassic moneybags & go on to get perplexed when you’re pumped, filled & dumped, having met them at your construction company work place.

Seeing as you’re still pretty, and seeking a simp to father-figure your litter from your prior trysts, you hook yourself up to some two-face sweet talking foreigner from a nation of confidence cons (who fits this bill in every possible way - if how he lived off her is a pointer).

The con pumps & fills you up so as to feel “on top of things” in the family front, and after chameleon’s second delivery, you go on to finance his departure from the country and sell off even your furniture because he’s coming back for you…having prior financed his existence entirely on the strength of his sweetness & “gentlemanly” behaviour…and perhaps the length of his foreskin too.

After 6 months of air promises from your departed con, you wake up to it & go to town with your little sob story. I don’t know if it’s sympathy or payment you want for it, and from who.

Diagnosis: run-of-the-mill kunguru who thought she’d have her cake & eat it, but couldn’t…is now a singo matha of two mismatched litter, who’s dads are a permanent no-show because one is hidden behind an insurmountable mountain of cash & the other a simping foreign confidence con. With baggage like that, no one man will be keen to extend his interest beyond a roll in the hay with her, despite her best efforts to pool as many potentials around her via her corporate training hustle. “All men are dogs” is her mantra, moving forward. Acute kunguritis.

Prognosis: A clueless retinue of really bad choices who can’t be helped. A wholly “made” terminal kunguru, an eff & dump kum receptacle. Her only possible avenue of redemption is if her kids turn out to be something…wish her well in that respect.

Damn, you are an expert in kunguruology

Chiefguest · January 31, 2021, 5:24am

The story does not add up neither does it subtract down

MTINGIZA_KITANDA · January 31, 2021, 9:57am

@kanguthu uwache ushoga kijana

kanguthu · January 31, 2021, 10:16am

Nikome, Kaino type