For Parents

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While you were busy looking for cheap electricware in River road, your son whom you left in the vehicle opened it na akapotea.

I happened to come across a mob of people surrounding a kid and I thought its an accident scene kumbe ni mtoto wako. Amaizing enough the kid a class 2 boy from Kiambu doesn’t know any number ya mzazi off head.

Good enough, he knew the school ulimpeleka. An academy with a school bus off course. Uncle best abandons his rounds in CBD and decides to help the kid get home. Funny enough, the kid prefers to be taken to the police station instade of straight home. I obliged and do exactly that.

The police are helpless and all they can offer is some space in the cell hoping that the kid’s parents will appear. That I disagree and decide let me take the Kid to the Academy atleast from them there is luck. Sisi hao hadi 100 stage destination Kiambu. Being a holiday, it takes us 30 mins to Kiambu. Wahh huku ntatafuta kituliza roho. The ladies here are brown na wako na ma tatoo kwa mikono wote maboyz nao hakuna on site.

Back to the story. So I reach Kiambu. The boy is so familiar with the place as he takes me straight home. Manyumba za government. What made me mad is the mother is not around too ati ana supply paints sijui muchata. Then what she says next pisses me off kabisa. " Asante sana ntakuwekea kachai kwa simu kama appreciation" What!!! I being a millionaire expected her to come and receive the child then atleast say a prayer of thanks giving. Ni watoto wangapi upotea hivyo alafu wanapotea kabisa without a trace.

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I am going to the stage ya Nairobi nipande matt then I go straight home. With the song

Tenda wema nenda zako eeeee. Usisahau Mungu anaona.

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Ikiwa umefanya hivyo,Mungu akubariki.

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Umetenda wema,usingoje shukrani kaka.

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Hapo sawa. Atleast umefikisha kaburatha ka @Wakanyama home

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Tenda wema nenda zako.

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Umesaidia Nairobi kwa ku avoid the number of machokosh kuongezeka

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@Jirani, I have always advised you to seek medical help.And I am serious.

@Uncle Best, thats an awesome thing you did there. The gods will remove a bad thing from your path…

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You @Uncle Best deserve a good fuck from me! Well done!!
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Thinking like aviator!There’s a business opportunity right here, get(fake) stranded kids in town/malls Peleka kwao “ntakuwekea kachai kwa simu kama appreciation”

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God bless you

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Baraka tele kwako kaka kwa tendo lako la wema

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Faith in humanity restored.

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[QUOTE=“Female Perspective, post: 521192, member: 906”]
You @Uncle Best deserve a good f**k from me! Well done!!
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Thinking like aviator!There’s a business opportunity right here, get(fake) stranded kids in town/malls Peleka kwao “ntakuwekea kachai kwa simu kama appreciation”
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The thought of Coitus make me feel like dying. I think am about to retire from it buta
Thanks F.Perspective[/QUOTE]

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Hiyo food ya Kiambu, kwani ilikuwa mix ya mandazi, beans, French beans and cabbage? Hiyo ata singelipa.

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Msee wa ma-jokes za ufala ndo uyo

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uncle beste ,si nikuinbox number yangu umwambie aweke kachai hapo?

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Kutafute babu yako mjipanguze machozi pamoja.

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Hakuna mtu analia hapa Kaka

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A coke will do Female. Baridi kwanza

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It wasn’t meant for you. Mwenyewe ashaiona na anajijua.

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Indeed, tenda wema nenda zako. Sasa, yule alikuwa amemwacha kwa gari naye si alirukwa na akili kwa muda?