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Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

  1. Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
  2. Which age group should I target?
  3. Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
  4. How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
    Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

J.P. Morgan CEO

I believe that the only people who marry such girls are athletes, celebrities and rich kids (inheritance)…because their wits are questionable.

Three tomatoes are walkin’ down the street. Dad Tomato, Mum Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry. He goes back and squishes him then says: “Ketchup!”

Kama umeshiriki tendo la ngono na zaidi ya watu 10, huwezi kukiita kiungo hicho SEHEMU ZA SIRI, Bali hiyo ni mali ya UMMA chini ya wizara ya Utalii, Burudani na Wanyama Mwitu…

Kama ni zaidi ya watu 25 basi ni mali ya UMOJA WA MATAIFA kitengo cha misaada…

Zaidi ya watu 50 unastahili kufikishwa mahakama kuu kwa matumizi mabaya ya neno SEHEMU ZA SIRI.

Ujumbe huu​:writing_hand::writing_hand:Unastahili kufikia Wanaume na Wanawake wote WENYE MATUMIZI MABAYA YA SEHEMU ZA SIRI…

Kwangu imekuja kimakosa

RWNBPORK trust me on this !

Hii tuliona™ kabla cheeks za Rosalyn akombe zitoklezee


Tuseme nitajifanya rich just to annoy a hollow-cast, not long from now.

Tene muno mani.

When the renders for the Great Pyramid of Cholula were being prepared…

before Babuon alie Kimeibwo

ambitious girl…nice girl. nice answer.

Ju ni kama unataka maisha ya huko high class, Hiyo coomer yako kuna kitu imebakishwa kweli ata huku sides iko kitu so far…??

Before King David akule Kunguru ya Uriah

Watu wa “tuliona” enda mwambie calendar… eyeballz nyinyi!

A friend of mine used to pretend he was a sea captain. He read well to fit the script, even acquired the coastal accent… Tell you what? It didn’t end well. But he bagged quite a number of gold diggers while at it.

That’s some thin ice… I’ll have to get some classes. Its not worth the pain regardless of the pleasure.

Seen this before, but it is good to refresh the mind especially where there is a business lesson.