Feaces smelling.....Kanunga Maai

[Ice_Cube]

@murangiri

I feel u bro, shida za fisi haziishi. 2days ago niko local na tusker kathaa. MWK, calls, starts cryin kwa phone ati simjali ananeed tuonane sahio. Nacheki ni mapema, i run kwake. Kumbe saitan inadai DF. Chap chap narukia vitu, in the event stima zinapotea, haithuru namaliza in darknes en dress up to leave. Napitia local kuongeza Tusker yakutoa harufu ya kuma kwa mdomo na chrome kwa nguo. Kufika keja PM ananicheki ki muite, kila place yuko nyuma yangu. Nadai kuoga nilale, SHIT NAENDA KUTOA BOXER KUMBE NILIVAA OPPOSITE/ INSIDE OUT. Where in life would a man remove a boxer completely? TAFAKARI HAYO

fisi kapatikana

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Mathaais

Your fate… [ATTACH=full]16470[/ATTACH]

Hapa ni @old monk tu anayeweza kuponyoka!

[Da_Vinci]

@murangiri

I feel u bro, shida za fisi haziishi. 2days ago niko local na tusker kathaa. MWK, calls, starts cryin kwa phone ati simjali ananeed tuonane sahio. Nacheki ni mapema, i run kwake. Kumbe saitan inadai DF. Chap chap narukia vitu, in the event stima zinapotea, haithuru namaliza in darknes en dress up to leave. Napitia local kuongeza Tusker yakutoa harufu ya kuma kwa mdomo na chrome kwa nguo. Kufika keja PM ananicheki ki muite, kila place yuko nyuma yangu. Nadai kuoga nilale, SHIT NAENDA KUTOA BOXER KUMBE NILIVAA OPPOSITE/ INSIDE OUT. Where in life would a man remove a boxer completely? TAFAKARI HAYO

Nakupata, kaka! Mimi sijui ilikuaje nikavaa chupi ya malaya! Pombe ni shetani!

[nyanyako]

Si juzi mlinitusi nilipowaambia madem wengine wako na tambia mbaya

[nyanyako]

@Da Vinci

Nakupata, kaka! Mimi sijui ilikuaje nikavaa chupi ya malaya! Pombe ni shetani!

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[murangiri]

@Bingwa Scrotum

unasema ulivaa hivyo in the morning

Not possible, we dress up together mornin.

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Da Vinci

Nakupata, kaka! Mimi sijui ilikuaje nikavaa chupi ya malaya! Pombe ni shetani!

@Da Vinci, it’s not enough to say hujui ilikuaje! This is a Hekaya that should have done the rounds here. You know, like yesterday. Twangoja!

[murangiri]

@Da Vinci

Nakupata, kaka! Mimi sijui ilikuaje nikavaa chupi ya malaya! Pombe ni shetani!

Pombe ni saitan kaka, unafinya wife saio unamuita shiro. Asubuhi ukiamka 6.00 kuenda job ashapack bags usiku yote. Na hukumbuki ulifanya makosa gani

[Da_Vinci]

@inzhener otmetka

@Da Vinci, it’s not enough to say hujui ilikuaje! This is a Hekaya that should have done the rounds here. You know, like yesterday. Twangoja!

Hahahaha! Story zingine huwa sitaki kukumbuka! But nitajaribu siku nyingine!

[anonymous60]

@murangiri

yakutoa harufu ya kuma kwa mdomo

NOooooo!!!

[pamba]

Watu waweke hekaya full hapa.

[Grundy]

I hate smelly girls. There’s one time I had chipod. Kufika hao alikuwa tigress mamunju kibao akaniskuma kwa bed nikasema leo ni dfhkmblbh. When she undressed there was a terrible pungent smell that I almost threw up.
The man down there went on strike kama walimu wa Sossion and no amount of coaxing could get him up…bad bad memories

[system]

@murangiri

I feel u bro, shida za fisi haziishi. 2days ago niko local na tusker kathaa. MWK, calls, starts cryin kwa phone ati simjali ananeed tuonane sahio. Nacheki ni mapema, i run kwake. Kumbe saitan inadai DF. Chap chap narukia vitu, in the event stima zinapotea, haithuru namaliza in darknes en dress up to leave. Napitia local kuongeza Tusker yakutoa harufu ya kuma kwa mdomo na chrome kwa nguo. Kufika keja PM ananicheki ki muite, kila place yuko nyuma yangu. Nadai kuoga nilale, SHIT NAENDA KUTOA BOXER KUMBE NILIVAA OPPOSITE/ INSIDE OUT. Where in life would a man remove a boxer completely? TAFAKARI HAYO

:D:D:Dkushikwo

[kawambui]

it is a classic example of a modern day prodigal husband. you leave a feast to go forage in the dustbins.
SHAME ON YOU.
thanks for responding to that fisi instinct,it is natural it is real

[Da_Vinci]

@Grundy

I hate smelly girls. There’s one time I had chipod. Kufika hao alikuwa tigress mamunju kibao akaniskuma kwa bed nikasema leo ni dfhkmblbh. When she undressed there was a terrible pungent smell that I almost threw up.
The man down there went on strike kama walimu wa Sossion and no amount of coaxing could get him up…bad bad memories

Kisha mtu aeneze uvumi kwamba that guy has erectile dysfunction!

[kalel]

@Da Vinci

Nakupata, kaka! Mimi sijui ilikuaje nikavaa chupi ya malaya! Pombe ni shetani!

Either unavaa thong ama huyo dame anavaa boxer,clear your name,leta hekaya,hehehe

[Nostradumbass]

Nikiwa uni nlipata na jaluo, tako kuruka… Mbio mbio kupeleka kejani akaingia shower. Kurudi anapata nko ready mbaya.,kupanuliwa miguu i swear i almost fainted…ile harufu ilitoka hiyo sehemu ilibidi nioge na omo.

[kawambui]

@Nostradumbass

Nikiwa uni nlipata na jaluo, tako kuruka… Mbio mbio kupeleka kejani akaingia shower. Kurudi anapata nko ready mbaya.,kupanuliwa miguu i swear i almost fainted…ile harufu ilitoka hiyo sehemu ilibidi nioge na omo.

:D:D:D:D
wacha tribalism

[Nostradumbass]

@Carbon

:D:D:D:D
wacha tribalism

Si tribalism buda lakini hiyo sitaisahau akyangai…

Alaf hizo enzi dryspell ilikuwa noma hata nduthi haikuwa inasaidia kitu.

[Ice_Cube]

I don’t know if its just me but too clean a pussy without the mild pussy smell comes across as an artificial vagina to me, I need that waft of mild smell to hit my nostrils and jerk up the ninja