I have to give her that name. Bin eyeing her in church. Manzi yellow yellow. As usual me n whiskey(wife) we attend second service Na kids Na kids join us after youth service basement or wherever. Mimi Ni m cool Tu. Kidogo kidogo ma eye contact. Manzi kitu. Fake glasses Na scorpion tattoo left bicep. Four Sundays…leo all married ladies ikasemekana waachwe kiasi. Mambo waaaa. Inje nikachukia nangos…by 5pm niko hau nangojea DJ Ras Luigi Capital FM. Ki m she kika flash. Nikatoka balcony nika call. Niende. Mimi huyo nikachukua Trust kwa pub…manze manzi anatoa harufu biad…on the other side wife alikuwa anapika pilau. Niko bado inje hii harufu itaisha lini. Fuck Yeasts.
Ha ha ha. I feel you bro but I still don’t know how to pronounce your name.
B is silent brej
hehehehehehe… was it worth the risk???
One of the reasons why niliwachana na hii maneno… coz after cheating I would always feel like I was the cheated one! And you might have caught a bacteria or a crazy fungus in the process
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I have been conned. Haisuru. Afadhali manzi kiatu. They compensate in laundry n cleansing. Never eva
Your fate… [ATTACH=full]16470[/ATTACH]
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na bibi lazima atadai kisha ueneze…if it pongs, droop and run…
UMEZEEKA,WACHA UJINGA SASA
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mbicha ya hiyo smell na hiyo Yeast pia , tafadhali !!!
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Siwezi hata fika hau until the coast is clear…ie stima zimezimwa
I really dreaded such moments, unaacha kitu safi unaenda kuingia kwa sewage!!
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ka kienye kimeniambukiza sijui nini
uko na pesa ngapi nikwambie solution??
Ladies of nowadays are so obsessed with outward appearance n forget the nitty gritties. Na Ni ma manzi WA ofisi yet huko ocha manzi anachimbua Shamba Na skirt Na ukimuingia hakuna mnuko. AMA Ni hizi choo za kukalia?
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ULIZA WENYE KUMA SIO SISI,SHENJI
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unacatchia @bjurmann feelings, kwani wewe ni mnuka kuma?
msichana mchafu anafaa arushwe from a cliff top to a rocky bottom
Kwani ni Glo by JLo?
I feel u bro, shida za fisi haziishi. 2days ago niko local na tusker kathaa. MWK, calls, starts cryin kwa phone ati simjali ananeed tuonane sahio. Nacheki ni mapema, i run kwake. Kumbe saitan inadai DF. Chap chap narukia vitu, in the event stima zinapotea, haithuru namaliza in darknes en dress up to leave. Napitia local kuongeza Tusker yakutoa harufu ya kuma kwa mdomo na chrome kwa nguo. Kufika keja PM ananicheki ki muite, kila place yuko nyuma yangu. Nadai kuoga nilale, SHIT NAENDA KUTOA BOXER KUMBE NILIVAA OPPOSITE/ INSIDE OUT. Where in life would a man remove a boxer completely? TAFAKARI HAYO
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unasema ulivaa hivyo in the morning
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