Encounters with Ms. Syombua

Long before I got married, nilikuwa nasikia ati ooh, wakamba wanajua mapenzi, ooh wakamba wanajua kudinyana mpaka nikafika kuamua pia mimi lazima nionje mkamba. Nikienda function nisikie dem na jina ya kikamba. I would sit up and pay attention. So it happened one time nimekutana na dame mkamba anaitwa Faith. Kushrub mbaya. there is a way this lady would move her mouth while shrubbing mpaka you imagine that movement on the tip of your dick. Mistari nini nini akaingia box tukaanza kupush.

Faith would come to my one-roomed house on a Friday and leave on Monday morning. Within that time, nguo na nyumba zinaoshwa, you are weaned off junk food and most importantly, you fuck like crazy. Imagine a bachelor amepata unlimited kuma for three days on end. That girl was a tigress. Unafikiria wewe ndio unamukamua kumbe yeye ndio anakukamua. The first month was all bliss for me but baadaye, ikaanza kuwa torture. Msichana hatosheki na deki. In one night, you would be forcefully transformed into a bunny, humping away mpaka unasikia kutoroka kwako.

So it came to pass that the relationship was no longer tenable as I could not match her sexual appetite. I had to call it quits. I didn’t beat around the bush, I told her point blank ajitoe. Big mistake. The next Friday baada ya kumwambia simutaki, the girl was at my door amelewa mbaya. I was actually alerted by my wingman who used to operate a kinyozi inje ya plot yetu. This wingman would act as a filter to anyone coming to my house sana sana madem. Sasa kuambiwa Faith amecome, nikacheza chini hadi saa sita usiku ndio nikatokelezea na kuingia kwangu kisniper. Shida ni kwamba my wingman would close shop at 10pm and by that time, the intel i had gotten from him was that Faith ameenda. Kumbe ng’ombe haikuwa imeenda. Alikuwa amecrush kwa neighbour since neiba alikuwa amemjua kama dem yangu. Since choo zilikuwa nje, baada ya kuchange nguo, nilitoka nje kukojoa. Kurudi kwa hao, nakuta Faith seated analia. Mimi na ulevi nikamrusha nje na kufunga mlango. Wacha msichana aanze matusi”-“Umbwa wewe, kumbe ulikuwa unataka kunitomba na unaninadanganya eti unanipenda, umalaya usinifanyie yada yada yada!!!, utajua mimi ni mkamba”

Hio “utajua mimi ni mkamba” ndio ilinifanya to sober up. Nilikuwa nimesikia hekaya kadha about scorned kamba ladies and i was non the wiser back then. I had to open the door. Mark you some nosy neibas walikuwa wameshatoka nje wanacheka while speculating what could have happened (Wale wamewai ishii kwa plot would relate).

Suffice it to say that we fucked again that night but ilibidi nihame na kwenda underground coz that lady was becoming too much.

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Haukupewa kamutee?

hiyo phrase pia mimi huiogopa mbaya

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To cut the long story short, you ended up marrying her

most of them use it to threaten you i can tel u that for free plus who believes in such things in this day and age?

Faith was one lucky bitch, usiku moja anatombwa na wanaume wawili? Sema neighbour kupata kuma ya bure imejianika…:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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hiyo phrase wao hutumia sana juu the reputation of their tribe preceeds them

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Hehehehee enter the new Hekaya man. Hio kali

Huyu apewe promotion akuwe villager.

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nice hekaya.

heheee jirani alishangilia. trust me alipea jirani to get back to you

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Operation patia @magreb senior villager…

huyu ni mtu amekaa kijiji nice naration though

hekaya kali ,hujatwambia kama ulikua unakula dry fry

upto a point nilidhani hii ni hekaya nimeona hapa before, but then there was a twist in the tale…

Uko juu @magreb, keep it up…

well done son …

Wewe ni noma, mpaka ulikuwa na NIS yako for intel and counter-intel purposes

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Hehehe, Tumkamba na ukarimu wa kuma!! Ave kamuad madame wakamba ka Mia. Just the other day nilikamua mwenye hunchback(Kibiongo). Mi hufanya job Mbooni.

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Eish Boss … unakamua hadi ngamia … kuwa mpole major

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Mboss, hats kasketch bwana kama mbisha hakuna.