Elders advise

[Yuletapeli]

Tell her to pin the pregnancy on her boyfriend aseme mujamaa aliingia karura. Shida mtoto atatokea copy Yako. But how will they tell?
Watoto hufanana na mababuze…

[rayoo]

You had a choice of booking a separate room for her. Anyway usidharau nduthi…iko na excellent PNC poa sana…when u think of all the crap you have avoided

[Chiefguest]

@Malong yor

Mlikunywa pombe elgonia ama sebit?

Horizons resort was the scene of crime.

[Mlinda_lango]

Kama hekaya ni ukweli you’re the greatest idiot on the face of the earth.
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Do the necessary na hiyo mjooloos uweke under lock and key going forward.
Also remain close to Sir Goddie coz the day cousin yako atagundua, maneno yako kwisha.

[Zush]

@miritiandes

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DIlinibidii nilie kitaita lugha ya mama na baba

[Miki_wa_thika]

Ending a thread with “its real” makes it unreal and falsified

[Sio_Leo]

ata hakuna mbisha ya Amarulla ?

[dude]

Which normal person pours 3 + 1 shots bila kufikiria the fertile girl can get pregnant?

[uwesmake]

C JASOMA HUO UJINGA HIO UMBWA IMEANDIKA

[MajorProphet]

@Chiefguest

Elders am in a very tight fix. Sometimes during the campaign period I happen to find myself in kapenguria for a two day assignment. Now because I was in a new environment with a hard piece of wood in between my legs I decided to invite the daughter to my cousin from mum side who is studying in the kmtc kapenguria campus for an evening drink in the hope that she will carry a friend that I could easily lay. Now this girl came all alone and we went out drinking in my hotel. We took alot of Amarulla till we forgot to look at the clock. When the hotel asked us they were closing the bar it was already 2am, both of us were fairly drunk. I couldn’t drive to drop her in school and we couldn’t find a taxi at that hour and even if it was there it wasn’t safe for her. So after some consultation we agreed we will share my bed. I must admit that this was the most stupid thing I have ever done. So we went to my room, showered individually and off we went to sleep. We slept really fast and all went on well till morning when the Satan came with temptation. I accidentally passed my hand over her sharp breasts and she responded by holding it tightly on it and moved closer as if asking for a kiss. I responded and we kissed passionately. Mjuols rose faster than I thought and within no time she was on top riding while saying “ooh no this is wrong please stop”. We went on and on and I poured 3 shots inside. She was very sweet. We woke up at 11am went for breakfast and nursed the PNC with another shot before we parted ways. Just two days ago she called and asked me to call when in complete privacy. When I called she broke the news that she is pregnant for me. We have agreed that I go to kapenguria on 30th so that we can agree on way forward. Am very very shocked. I don’t know what to do. She is my niece, very young 19yrs, Beatiful with a promising future. Elders embobut forest can’t work on this one. Advise please. It’s real

She is technically not your niece but your first cousin once removed.

My instincts tell me she got pregnant by some guy and she’s trying to extort money from you for an aborti,on? It happened to me once.

But if it’s really yours what’s the harm in keeping it a secret and raising a baby together?

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[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

I like how ignorant elders are wasting their time trying to advice a website traffic driver. Nice hekaya though

[anon46421834]

Hii Baluya G4S driver inakuanga jinga sana.Kazi ni kufikiria na mboro kama Ababu Namwamba.Even nieces are not spared.Wont be surprised if he low key fuaks the sisters and first cousins.Ghaseer sana hii driver ya FH ya G4S.
The moment you blame your uncontrolled sex drive on alcohol you have failed as a man.Jinga sana.

[ChifuMbitika]

@Dzunza

@Chiefguest = @ChifuMbitika , hii mutu inakuwanga na imagination ingine fertile sana always writing fake stories to keep kijiji engaged

Takataka maffi mbwa stop associating me with such perverts

[ChifuMbitika]

Just know the consequences may be dire. Prepare for anything

[anon46421834]

@Dzunza

@Chiefguest = @ChifuMbitika , hii mutu inakuwanga na imagination ingine fertile sana always writing fake stories to keep kijiji engaged

@Chiefguest the low IQ nincompoop hu shrub na Kibaluya akiongea na akiandika sidhani ni handle same na @ChifuMbitika

[PERDITION]

Ungenunulia mtoto p2 , secondly take her to mariestopes soonest possible before she hatches inbred abomination like @kanguthu whom will turn into a fag. There was a time my elder cousin mwende passed by my place as I was working at machakos town and she insisted on spending night on my then one bedroom , that was the longest night with her trying to seduce me but I cursed the devil till morning .I could risk inbreeding like a pig or animal

[kanguthu]

@PERDITION

Ungenunulia mtoto p2 , secondly take her to mariestopes soonest possible before she hatches inbred abomination like @kanguthu whom will turn into a fag. There was a time my elder cousin mwende passed by my place as I was working at machakos town and she insisted on spending night on my then one bedroom , that was the longest night with her trying to seduce me but I cursed the devil till morning .I could risk inbreeding like a pig or animal

Its 5 in the morning and all you can think of is @kanguthu?? Are you in love with me mofo?, come suck my dong ghaseer

[PERDITION]

@kanguthu

Its 5 in the morning and all you can think of is @kanguthu?? Are you in love with me mofo?, come suck my dong ghaseer

Yes mzee msenge homosexual @kanguthu kumbaff kaino type

[Chiefguest]

@MajorProphet

She is technically not your niece but your first cousin once removed.

My instincts tell me she got pregnant by some guy and she’s trying to extort money from you for an aborti,on? It happened to me once.

But if it’s really yours what’s the harm in keeping it a secret and raising a baby together?

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Your advise seems sound and genuine. I will bait her with 20k abortion money if she accepts I will know its not mine and I will recant my 20k if she refuses then I look for wise old men

[Chiefguest]

@anon46421834

@Chiefguest the low IQ nincompoop hu shrub na Kibaluya akiongea na akiandika sidhani ni handle same na @ChifuMbitika

The only thing you know is to clean smegma from your deeg head. @anon46421834 is a part time mortuary attendant at mbagathi hospital for those who don’t know his main occupation is mugging at river road outside club vip and he sometimes sell his anus at tearoom.