EL-NINO

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Stolen .There is a theory doing the rounds

in our campuses that if two or three
lie together, they’ll be able to keep
warm during the El-Nino rains. In my
books, buying an extra duvet is more
effective and way cheaper than getting
a girlfriend for the cold season. Just
because Noah stocked his ark with a
pair from each species does not mean
you should couple up every time it as
much as drizzles.
The El-Nino rains might just be
the best time to introduce my old
man to Instagram. In order to obey
the weather, comrades will have no
choice but to cover up those acres of
bare skin. The raunchy callipygian
figures that appear on Instagram will
be replaced with decent photos of girls
dressed up like cabbage dealers from
Mukurweini… zuqka 4 comrades

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tujipange aje maze

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Upus

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Hope is an expensive commodity. It makes better sense to be prepared.

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good for you. now finish the assignments

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Being first to comment on your thread is not justice. It is like kudiss waiguru bila kuweka picha za dry fry sessions.

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Noted

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Na kwani el nino ilikuwa ikuje last year ilienda? Sikuiona.

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Ni ya this year the last one was in 1998

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Walikuwa wanasema lastia kutakuwa na el nino at the end of the year and we didnt see it.

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this time its real

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Hakina El Nino inakuja, hizi ni hekaya tu…