eCitizen Birth Certificate Application: Simplified Process and Requirements

The other day a woman I’ve never met says we have a kid together and I should pay for upkeep. Kicked her out into the streets so fast.

Jack rea mutoto wako mbuana.. urikura huyo mumama ukiwa mrefi ni vire hukubuki. Hata yeye arikuwa mrefi dio maana hakubuki kama ni wewe urimkura ama ni Njack mwigine..

Anyway…

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How can I take care of a kid when the mother doesn’t even want to talk to me directly? Just expects to send a lawyer and then start receiving payments next month? Poor peasant women should look for rich men with more tact.. you can’t coerce a man into paying child support.. this isn’t USA. :joy:

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Umeweka yeye na mtoto kwa profile pic na unaruka. :joy: Anyways, uliza mechi round ingine, it will definitely jog your memory, especially kama ilikuwa mosuuuri hivyo ukamwaga yote ndani.

Hehe, siwes kubali mtoi na hata sijawahi on fudhi ya mama yake bro.. huyu ni wale wa kutafuta bwana mkz.

kuna picha uweke tujue kama tutapata ya easter hapo, knight in shinning armor is a sure bet for a lay. Weka number I call nikisema mimi ni lawyer wako. Easter is afew days away.

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Too fat and ugly to bother.

Did you say fat? Huyo lazima ni bibi ya @Yuletapeli. She’s fat, sweaty, and a little smelly.

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Nitakurudisha rehab na usiseme oh mara oh.. sijui oh.. endelea. Hii ni evidence.. jaza server kabisa

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Explains why her first instinct is to go to cops instead of in-laws. Most likely a post wall with minimum 3 kids looking for school fees. Nearly spat on her face.

Cops? Where does the issue of criminality come in?

Well you know how long term participants of the hoe economy thinks all policemen are the same. Leave alone army guys who really should stay away from such cases.

Anyways, I have my AI lawyer on speed dial. Once he’s served papers, we go to the press and name some names.