Nimekuwa inspired na @Ndovu and taking suggestion ya @cortedivoire, naona nifuel jalopy in Jan (birthday month) nipige raundi Mwenda. Nianze na naks where i have plenty of contacts from tinder, then eld, on towards Ug (avoiding kisum and jaruo Aids) then Ug for some kachabali and cheap beer. Niingie Rwanda for some tutsi goodness then nirudie mwanza for mparange before getting back via isebania ama arusha. Drive no more than 250 km a day, get a 2/3k room in each stopover. One final bender before i get into the plantation.
Tafuta beshte yako Moja. Just in case something goes wrong
Yep.
Ull find some of those countries arent as welcoming as us Kenyans.
Inaitwa xenophobia
Inategemea pia, ukienda country yeyote, try to learn a few words za kwao, ukibonga na wasee lugha yao they feel wewe ni kama wao, nilienda SA in 2018 na sikuona wakiwa na shida, nilienda na friends, nmetembea hadi Korea and can read and write in hangul but sijui nasema nini but pronounciation na kuelewa vile inaandikwa ili wa nice, waliniuliza nili learn wapi nkawasho nilijifunza tu (I learnt how to read and write in korean alphabets nikiwa form two, my siz alikwua anachapa kazi kwa NGO ilikuwa na Koreans na walikuwa na ma newspaper kubwa kubwa).
Kenyans africa mzima ndio huwa wa friendly hawabagui. Sasa fika SOuth Sudan…hehe huko wengi wana roho chaf sana. kaka Ndovu enda huko ujaribu kuchinjia mmoja wao alafu ulete hekaya.
Siwezi enda sudan. Sudanese are ugly and primitive people. Tutsis and wanyankole rasima waoshe rungu yangu next year. Then nitafute mchagga au makonde in arusha. Is agree on the language part. Even a few words husaidia kubreak ice.
kunaruka kisumo ati unaenda kukulana uganda ati juu ya ukedi ni kama kuruka matope ukanyage mavi.
have you not heard how aids decimated ugandans?
Heri niuliwe na ukedi ya wanyankole ama waganda kuliko ya jaruos.
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