Easiest Way to commit suicide: Carbon monoxide poisoning

Jiko + Bedsitter=disaster. Was just seconds away from meeting the maker. Was trying some home-made nyamchom using a charcoal jiko. Instead of enjoying the aroma I started having an acute headache. Decided to put cooking on hold, put the jiko out and rush to get some painkillers. It felt strange because I staggered on my way out and when I reached at the chemist couldn’t stand, almost blacked out but managed to stay strong. The incident happened an Saturday at 8PM but went back when the Germany game was over and boiled the half-roasted meat on gas.
In short I survived but I think this is the painless way of dying.

Thermal images za half roasted meat on gas?

Pole lakini

You could have won yourself a Darwin award for selecting yourself out of the gene pool. Jiko ni ya outdoor.

Hehehehe

next time jua kuna mtu utafta unga na kuchomea watu nyama

Kuna watu wanapenda Tbone steak ama rib eye ya ng’ombe. Most butchers Wa mbuzi don’t know how to do it right. May be OP had the same craving I have for a medium done stake. I will abandon this thread kwa sababu nimeanza salivating.

jiko kwa nyumba…hmmmm
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Did the same many years ago, I found myself in hospital bed two days later ! Was roast maize.

peasants everywhere. Watu wanunue Gas cooker iko na Grill. Me hupika nyama choma like every week nikiwa mlevi at 3 am, na nikilala the timer just shuts down the grill. Ningekuwa nachoma na makaa, ningekufa na ploti mzima on most occassions.

Remind me, why did you go to the chemist?

Thought it was a normal headache so was going for a painkiller. Walking some 50 steps things started becoming bad

Wewe ni wale wasee walikuwa wanauliza Chemistry ya highschool inasaidia mtu wapi kwa life…umepata jibu sasa.

Yaani unachoma nyama 3am Ukiwa mureffi! Na mahali unakunywa hamna choma zone ama ni ureffi ya nyumbani?

Didn’t you say it’s a painless way to death?